Jäger Monster

A delicious concoction. A unique blend of Jägermeister and fresh squeezed lemonade. Perfect to drink at any occasion (Wedding, Party, Funeral, Boys Night, Orgy, Etc). Warning: If consumed too often might cause serious liver damage!

I drank the Jäger Monster last night to forget my emotional pain and instead impregnated my cousin!

by Creepy Homewrecker C March 24, 2021

Jäger Brain

When you are doing something so stupid people think you're drunk on Jägermeister

Jäger Brain Meister

by RoseRed669 January 27, 2023

dirty jäger

When your riding on a motorcycle blasting heavy metal and fuckin a chick spider style then hit a railroad track and slip out then back in to your chicks ass while never spilling your beer.

That dude's crazy..

I heard he landed a Dirty Jäger on his chick last night going over the tracks after the party.

by DaddyMetal November 11, 2020

Jäger

1 .- German word for "hunter".
2 .- Military units specialized in "skirmishing", "sharpshooting" and "runners".
3 .- "JägerMeister" Alcoholic beverage known for it's original development form cough syrup.
4 .- Also used as a Surname in Germanic speaking countries.

1.- "That guy is a Jäger for he is hunting buck."
2.- "I was playing a Total war franchise game and I didn't notice that they had jägers."

3.- "Dude this JägerMeister is gonna leave us raw tomorrow morning"
4.- "Do you know that character from Attack on titan the one named Eren Jäger??"

by RagnarMeister December 28, 2017

Jäger-brating

To celebrate with friends drinking Jägermeister.

Happy Birthday! When are we Jäger-brating?

by Scotty Killjoy March 15, 2015

Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger

A phrase from Attack on Titan (an anime)

Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger

Translation:
They are the food and we are the hunters

by juliaking February 8, 2017

Dirty Jäger

Defined as the act of riding a motorcycle while having sex and after hitting a bump or railroad track the man slips out and re-enters into the woman's anus.

Did you see the look on her face after we crossed the tracks? That bump must have done her a dirty jäger

by DaddyMetal November 11, 2020