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J'lahvee

J'lahvee is a girl with no flaws, a girl you can trust, a girl you can confide in, laugh with, cry with, and be yourself with. She is kind and thoughtful even though she might not think so. She isn't fake and would do ANYTHING for her friends. She doesn't like people who are fake, lie, or talk bad abt one another. And when she loves someone, she loves hard.
J'lahvee is someone you won't regret meeting
person 1 : Oh my gosh, have you seen J'lahvee?? She's so kind and gorgeous !!
person 2 : Ofc I have !! She is my bestfriend. I love her so much.
by Xime!! February 25, 2024
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J'lah

J'lah is a person who should be everyones favorite person. She is kind, funny, beautiful, selfless, and thoughtful. She is someone you WILL NOT regret meeting. She is a strong and intelligent girl that doesn't think much of herself. If you ever see a "J'lah", don't forget to tell her how amazing she is. She is a true friend, an amazing sister, awesome cousin, beautiful daughter, and a perfect person.
person 1 : OMG I THINK IM FRIENDS WITH J'LAH!!
person 2 : IM SO HAPPY 4U SHE IS SO AWESOME !!!
by Xime!! February 25, 2024
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J-Laps

The act off masturbating while sprinting or running.
Today I did 5 laps of J-Laps to prepare for the competition.
by FF L October 2, 2025
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j'men latte

"J'men latte" is the art of not giving a fuck. Originating from BC, this art is said to be the secret to a long and unstressful life.
"- Hey have you seen what happened recently in the newspaper?

-No, j'men latte"
Or

"- Do you not care about me at all?
-No, j'men latte, bye felicia !"
by El Vegan May 3, 2018
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L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.
The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.
by papaboy March 1, 2013
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Lady J

The kind of girl every guy has encountered. Classy, sweet, prim and proper girl. Attractive, but never sexy in her choice of make-up or clothing. Usually church going, friendly but naïve. Thus, her flirtations which can lead to cock-teasing, go unrealized by her. To the guy though, they are very overt. A Lady J can be easily seduced but will never go all the way. "I think we should stop now" is a common plea by her, as the guy is rounding third base. An encounter with a Lady J always results in a painful case of blue balls.
Bill: "Hey, how did your date go with that sweet looking co-ed in our philosophy class?" Jerry: "Waste of time and money. She turned out to be a Lady J, so I had to go home and jack off to relieve the pain."
by horndogger31 July 13, 2015
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Lauren J

amazing girl whom you wish you could see more often. will make your heart beat right out of your chest.
i just hung out with Lauren J at the ymca!!

have you met Lauren J? isn't she amazing?
by jas-sid September 26, 2011
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