ivesssapology

What you tweet after overdosing on covfefe.

I was forced to issue an ivesssapology When i overslept this morning vaguely aware of my overuse of covfefe.

by TalkstoRocks May 24, 2019

St Ives

A seaside town in deepest Cornwall. Permanently blocked up with traffic at all times of the year, it is full of drunken tourists.

St Ives is where people queue up for 4 hours just to use the public toilets

by smitho111 October 1, 2023

St ives High School

St ives high school is a school who likes to spend the government funding on sandstone bricks instead of using it to get some fucking better utilities

Construction worker: "Hey for the school should we use the funding from the government to make the bathrooms not smell like absolute shit?"
Mr Watson: "NO, get more sandstone bricks."

Construction worker: "But we could use that funding for..."
Mr Watson: "We need more sandstone bricks."
St ives high school also has a bunch of faggots ripping stigs in the bathroom

by Mr Watson February 8, 2022

Ives

A rare STD. It originated from inbreeding in Pine Bluff, Arkansas. Symptoms can include mental retardation, loud-mouthness, social retardation, blisters, uncontrollable annoying singing, sister-banging, and frequent urination. There are possibly more symptoms that will be found in further studies. If you come in contact with a carrier of Ives, be advised that there is no known cure. If you believe you have been infected, save your friends and loved ones and become a hermit.

Waitress: "Your accent sounds fake"

Ives infected person (while showing ridiculous Pine Bluff bicep tattoos): "Girl, I'm from PINE BLUFF!!!!!"

Innocent bystander: "Dude, I think he has the Ives"

by brtcn007 July 20, 2011

Ivie

Ivie is the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She is a beautiful blonde with a great personality. She will always be there for you when you are down or sad. She is the best friend for any girl.

Ivie is so beautiful.

by Ashleyyyyyy March 19, 2017

Ivins

A tiny shithole town on the outskirts of St. George, Utah. There are a limited number of streetlights and one very sketchy gas station with a creepy clerk (don't go there past 9 pm). The homes consist of trailers and run down one story houses. The town is full of rednecks and people with various mental illnesses.

Hey let's go for a walk out in Ivins!" "No! Are you crazy? It's past 10 and we don't have a flashlight or a gun!

by shelbus mcwelbus December 5, 2010

ives

Superhuman being of immense grandure

Superhero eg Monkeyman or The Ivester

by Daniel Ives May 7, 2004