1 definition by brtcn007
A rare STD. It originated from inbreeding in Pine Bluff, Arkansas. Symptoms can include mental retardation, loud-mouthness, social retardation, blisters, uncontrollable annoying singing, sister-banging, and frequent urination. There are possibly more symptoms that will be found in further studies. If you come in contact with a carrier of Ives, be advised that there is no known cure. If you believe you have been infected, save your friends and loved ones and become a hermit.
Waitress: "Your accent sounds fake"
Ives infected person (while showing ridiculous Pine Bluff bicep tattoos): "Girl, I'm from PINE BLUFF!!!!!"
Innocent bystander: "Dude, I think he has the Ives"
Ives infected person (while showing ridiculous Pine Bluff bicep tattoos): "Girl, I'm from PINE BLUFF!!!!!"
Innocent bystander: "Dude, I think he has the Ives"
by brtcn007 July 20, 2011