A Penile Intervention is a strategy used to disrupt a conversation. Timed well, it can lead to a halt in conversation, or, if your lucky, a stop in the conversation of the group for 10 whole minutes. The manouvre is performed by, during the conversation, unzipping your flies, whipping your meat 'n' two veg out, and flailing it in a wild and majestic manner about the room, hopefully ending your fiasco somewhere near the most sexually active, and preferably heterosexual, male in the group.
"I silenced my boss by perfoming a Penile Intervention in the workplace"
"I intervened a conversation between a couple of friends of mine in a penile manner"
"I intervened a conversation between a couple of friends of mine in a penile manner"
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An excuse released by the office of Minnesota Senator Jon Kyle after telling a blatant lie on the senate floor and getting called out for it the next day by the offended parties.
Used nowadays to say things that would normally be considered quite libelous and whacky.
Stephen Colbert aired the story on his show, the Colbert Report, then spent the night twittering nonsense phrases about the senator, using the HashTag "#NotIntendedtobeaFactualStatement".
Used nowadays to say things that would normally be considered quite libelous and whacky.
Stephen Colbert aired the story on his show, the Colbert Report, then spent the night twittering nonsense phrases about the senator, using the HashTag "#NotIntendedtobeaFactualStatement".
Jon Kyle is actually one of Gaddafi's sexy lady ninja bodyguards
*not intended to be a factual statement
*not intended to be a factual statement
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Get the Not intended to be a factual statement mug.adj. A level of drunkeness acheived successive to shit-faced, wasted, hammered, smashed, etc...
Side effects of intervention drunk may include but are not limited to: sexually transmitted disease, memory loss, vomiting and nausea, dizziness, whiskey dick, unorthodox sexual practices (bukkake parties), TV camera crews following you around and reaquainting with relatives who previously did not give a shit about you but now read to you sappy letters about how glorious you previously were.
Side effects of intervention drunk may include but are not limited to: sexually transmitted disease, memory loss, vomiting and nausea, dizziness, whiskey dick, unorthodox sexual practices (bukkake parties), TV camera crews following you around and reaquainting with relatives who previously did not give a shit about you but now read to you sappy letters about how glorious you previously were.
Jim: My buddy is coming over and says he wants to get intervention drunk this weekend!
Neil: Are you sure that's safe? My brother did that once and now he's at Sunny Palms rehabilitation Center.
Neil: Are you sure that's safe? My brother did that once and now he's at Sunny Palms rehabilitation Center.
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#1. "No pun intended!" Is a clarification you make after a remark you uttered that DID indeed contain a pun. You exclaim, "No pun intended" because you honestly did mean to construct the setence to contain a pun.
#2 The second meaning of, "no pun intended" can be tongue-in-cheek or more harshly put, untruthful. In this instance a person purposely inserted the pun. The motivations for doing so vary. Some reasons include: doing it to be humerous, attempting to be clever, wanting to engage in word play, or doing so to annoy people who hate puns. They fib by saying, "No pun intended!" because: they want to avoid embarrassment after no one laughed, escape retribution from those they annoyed on purpose or perhaps they feel foolish for making the pun at all.
#1. "No pun intended!" Is a clarification you make after a remark you uttered that DID indeed contain a pun. You exclaim, "No pun intended" because you honestly did mean to construct the setence to contain a pun.
#2 The second meaning of, "no pun intended" can be tongue-in-cheek or more harshly put, untruthful. In this instance a person purposely inserted the pun. The motivations for doing so vary. Some reasons include: doing it to be humerous, attempting to be clever, wanting to engage in word play, or doing so to annoy people who hate puns. They fib by saying, "No pun intended!" because: they want to avoid embarrassment after no one laughed, escape retribution from those they annoyed on purpose or perhaps they feel foolish for making the pun at all.
#1 Pun WITHOUT intent. "That pistol is so tiny looks like he could be a son of a gun. Sorry, no pun intented!"
#2 Pun WITH intent: "Look at that duck. Hope he has a lot of money just look at the size of his BILL! Ha, ha, ha! No pun intended, right guys?"
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#2 Pun WITH intent: "Look at that duck. Hope he has a lot of money just look at the size of his BILL! Ha, ha, ha! No pun intended, right guys?"
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Person 2: Sure, just don’t make it a cash grab like Roblox Intervention Foundation.
Person 2: Sure, just don’t make it a cash grab like Roblox Intervention Foundation.
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