Instigator

Someone who brings about or initiates something.

Man, Taylor is such an instigator!

by RickyBobby552 February 18, 2014

instigator

A person who starts fights or arguments.

Punk: Yo, wanna fight bro?! I bet I can beat you up in a second!

Guy: Dude, stop being an instigator.

by Acoolboy September 15, 2014

instagasm

1) Verb: To instantaneously and uncontrollably jizz in one's pants upon the thought, mention, sight, presence, brief musings, discussion, pondering, or stalking of a person, place where person hangs out, or thing the person likes, loves, or maybe looked sideways at.... or maybe he or she just thinks about it... maybe... you will find out.... you must find out!

2) Noun: An act of instantaneously, and uncontrollably jizzing in one's pants as a result of the aforementioned reasons.

Girl 1: So I heard you saw Terry Hatcher yesterday.. She's so pretty!

Girl 2: OMG yeah I know, my ex-boyfriend always used to tell me how she was such an instagasm (it's part of why we broke up, can't have my man chasing another woman).

Girl 1: What's an instagasm?

Girl 2: Look it up on urban dictionary, duh!

by Weird People (in a good way) March 24, 2009

instigationmachine

1. a cool dude
2. me

hi i'm instigationmachine

by instigationmachine May 12, 2004

instagasm

when you instantly cum when you see a hot girl on instagram.

i had an instagasm when i saw one of Selena Gomez's posts.

by nobody else here May 30, 2017

instagamer

A hot girl/boy who only plays video games for the sole purpose to take photos for instagram.

She's so hot and plays video games, but I think she's just an instagamer.

by angelofdev May 18, 2017

instorgasm

Something so indescribably hot that you feel like you would instantly have an orgasm if you ever encountered it.

"A Jessica Alba clone with three breasts that leak beer? Complete instorgasm"

by Cullen S April 29, 2008