instasucka

Somebody who sucks at Instagram. A total amateur using Insta, or somebody who tries to use it like other social platforms, especially Facebook or Twitter.

"He has no idea how to attract new followers on Instagram! Clearly an Instasucka!"
"She calls herself an influencer but after checking out her page she's clearly more of an Instasucka"
"What an Instasucka! He just copy/pastes whatever is on Twitter without even a photo"

by Barrentes July 16, 2020

instabacon

bacon cooked in a microwave. so cool, so hot.

instabacon is such a cool product!

by kal ⚡ September 6, 2021

instafuck

a term used for good smelling cologne that makes girls want to fuck the guy instantly

Matt's instafuck was so orgasmic that i wanted to fuck him the second i smelled him.

by sadie paradise January 13, 2008

Instafucked

A combination of the words Instantly and fucked. Spelled either way Insta-fucked or Instafucked. Used primarily when one is about to be or is fucked.

We are totally are Instafucked aren't we?

by Chloe Sakuna August 15, 2008

instamacy

a love relationship marked by goggle-eyed infatuation, intense sexual lust, a tendency to finish each other's sentences, sleeplessness, and a certainty of failure.

"joe's going postal was an artifact of his recently-ended instamacy with jane"

by kitty thekat July 8, 2012

Instatasking

Having multiple Instagram accounts for different purposes/interests. For example, one for personal use, one for your photography, one for your food shots and so on

Instatasking is not easy! I often mix up the accounts and get weird comments for it

by Womanlychild October 1, 2016

instafaking

(Een-stuf-aken)

When you have nothing better to do but fake like someone said something for your own entertainment.

Tom was instafaking when said yes they sure said the blue carrot exists!

by Gangleololol June 8, 2021