instapear

When anything instantly appears. My friends 4 year old daughter coined this term and has been used profusley since then( 4 years ago).

Wow, that thunderstorm just instapeared.

by rebeccagood42 July 15, 2009

InstaPeng

You're only good looking via Instagram due to lighting and filters but in real life you're a dead ting ...

Look there's that instapeng girl Louisa dela rosa

by Catty123 May 11, 2014

instarone

A beer snob who uses instagram to explain all that is beer to those who didn't ask.

= cicerone + ig

This instarone just had his first monkish can release and now wont shut up about their "discovery".

by beatdapuss July 13, 2017

Instaexpert

An individual who utilizes social media platforms and claims to be more knowledgeable on a topic then actual experts.

That guy is a real tool and an Instaexpert always posting on social media, but he's clueless!

by Uncas3 July 23, 2019

Instaboner

Contraction of the words Instant and Boner.

When you see something that makes your penis go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.

John: "Did you see Jennifer Lawrence dancing in Silver Linings Playbook...?"

Sam: "No, was it hot?"

John: "Something I like to call, Instaboner"

by Jack Salot December 29, 2013

Instadip

When one ditches a place so quickly, sometimes unbenounced to others, that you swiftly avoid any potential problem you may have just encountered, had you not evacuated.

Dylan instadipped from Wal-Mart upon spotting his ex-girlfriend in line there.

by hiddenzombie013 May 12, 2010

Instarape

When someone takes a photo from your phone not meant for the public eye, and uploads it to your Instagram. Usually rather embarassing. Similiar to facerape

REALLY?! My sister instaraped me...

by instarape March 2, 2015