instapong

A fart that stinks the second it comes out of your anus.

Friend: ew, what stinks?
You: woah! Sorry man, I did an instapong!
Friend: gross!

by old fruit May 4, 2019

instabond

connecting with a person prematurely
when a new acquaintance adopts an attitude of intimacy and familiarity that is premature

Someone tells you "I feel like you're my soulmate" after just meeting you, is an example of instabonding.

by Courage! September 11, 2019

Instagone

When you are living with someone and there is no sign at all of unhappiness and then they come home one day and say they don't want to be with you anymore and never come back, or talk, or get most of their things.

1 was going to propose but one day she came home, broke-up with me and now is instagone. 1 dont even know where she lives, what kind of car she drives, or what is happening in her life.

by Versity Variants June 18, 2024