Instahoe

A person, male or female, who likes a large amount of someone's photos (spamming) on Instagram in return for a SHOUTOUT, or S/O

Man, that instahoe spammed me AGAIN. Maybe if I give her a S/O, she'll control her double-tap.

by deangelo_raw December 31, 2012

instashit

One of those shits where you need to go instantly

“Bro, i just had an instashit, must’ve been that curry i had last night.”

by adamyehhh December 26, 2018

Instaspotting

Hobby. Seeking and venturing to aesthetically pleasing locations for taking Instagram pictures.

Lauren and Brianna are free this weekend, so we’ll probably go Instaspotting at this pumpkin patch!

by GreentheQueen March 29, 2021

instawhore

She didn't want him but when she realizes he has a lot of instagram followers, she wants to be an instawhore.

Example: Katelyn is such an instawhore, I told her I had 50,000 followers and then she wanted to date me.

by Chinese Chicken Wing October 2, 2014

Instatoxication

When one intoxicates themselves of one substance and immediately feels the affects of the substance.

Yeah man! I got Instatoxication of that!

by A-Malogna June 14, 2010

instaphobia

The fear of not getting past the 20 like barrier on instagram.

Janet is yet another person with instaphobia.
*takes seflie*

*hour past*

Omfggg, im only at 12 likes!?! Im not worthy.

by jamal the highschooler January 11, 2014

instahot

when you only look good online/instagram, and not in real life.

Dude, that girl is so instahot. Such a disappointment.

by annnnoooooonn December 28, 2016