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masturbatory inspiration

When you need new ideas so you can "climax" during masturbation.
My best friend told me she needed some masturbatory inspiration because she got tired of thinking about the same things when she was masturbating. She couldn't "get off" anymore thinking about the same things over and over again.
by ChineseGoddess March 23, 2009
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Penis Inspection Day

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.
Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
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Trumpian Insurrection

A term used to describe the violent Trump-inspired uprising at the US Capitol on January 6, 2021, in which five people died, four of whom were Trump supporters.
The Trumpian Insurrection was 45’s final vainglorious attempt to place himself at the center of everything and he didn’t care who died as long as the numbers put him on the media radar.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2021
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Inspiration Porn

Everybody loves a story about an underdog who overcame incredible odds, or a prodigal son/daughter who found redemption. This in itself does not qualify as “Inspiration Porn”.

(1.) In general, Inspiration porn is when an individual takes someone else’s genuinely inspirational story and uses it to support their point of view on something. (This point of view is often revolting and completely detached from the life experience of the story they are using.)

Example: A guy posts a story about a multiple amputee athlete with something like, “Quit your excuses” when the guy is neither an athlete, or suffering from a physical disability. (Just hates fat people).

(2.) When someone takes a one in a million odds story, and tries to use it to make a case that X, Y, Z, systemic issue is not really a problem, because this one person in a million got past it.

(3.) When a person with all the tact and empathy of a rock, uses inspirational stories to justify their general lack of compassion, (often while laboring under the delusion that they themselves are beacons of total self-sufficiency.) This sort of person often pays scrupulous attention to the beginning and end of an inspirational story, while ignoring everything in between.
An inspirational story wouldn’t be considered inspirational if the outcome was likely or probable. So you’ve got to be equal parts revolting and stupid, to try and use “inspiration porn” as an argument for what every person should achieve. Especially when that life experience is completely out of your depth.

Be careful to watch out for snakes who try and use inspiration porn as an excuse to keep the world just the way it is, while ignoring systemic injustices.
by Olive989 March 21, 2023
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short arm inspection

Examination of the male genitals, especially the penis to verify good hygiene and absence of disease. Years ago, VD (veneral disease) was spreading among army personnel so soldiers had to submit to these exams to insure that there were no unusual discharges from the penis and (especially uncircumsized) soldiers were clean. Since the rifle was nicknamed the long arm, the penis was named the short arm which is the origin of the name.
The sarge woke us up at 2 AM last night to perform short arm inspections.
by subidar October 8, 2011
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insurrection

To punch someone's erection in so it goes into their body.
John was talking a ton of shit and just being generally annoying so I gave the son-of-a-bitch an insurrection.
by Filthy Sally March 28, 2005
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Butt Inspection

When one asks another (preferably a friend) if she can look at her butt because she feels like there might be something on it ie. dirt, period stain, abc gum.
Sasha: Hey Clare can you give me a butt inspection?
Clare: Sasha you better go to the bathroom soon your leaking!
Sasha: Shit thanks for telling me that before i went to class
by Yo-Lawn-Duh March 18, 2009
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