Spanish Inquisition

Ruthless inquisitors who use such
torture as poking with soft cushions and forcible seating in a comfy chair.

*I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

by Kid A February 8, 2004

The Spanish inquisition

Something no-one expects

"No-one expects the Spanish inquisition!"

by Ascaban July 21, 2018

Arbitrary Inquisition

A very eloquent way to ask a bi-partisan question. A question that when answered will not benefit either party. Often asked by a "moderator" between two separate parties, acting as a mutual individual.

Moderator: "I hate to impose an arbitrary inquisition but you two are getting f*cking no where."

by BarrenRunner December 18, 2009

Spandex Inquisition

(n.) Street bicycle enthusiasts. They are usually very argumentative about their road rights despite not having road tax, registration or license. Other common traits include street sign blindness and apparent enjoyment of a narrow bicycle seat deeply inserted in their rectum. It's commonly believed that their over-tightened helmet and Dayglo body armor lend to their superhuman courage. Exhibiting herd mentality, they usually ride six abreast in packs of 36 or more. They are highly offended by bicycle paths, sidewalks and easements.

Driver: Holy $%#*, I almost squashed that guy like a bug when he shot through the stop sign!!

Passenger: Nobody expects the Spandex Inquisition! Buhm-buhm-buh!

by Pungo Driver September 3, 2011

intuition

Noun:
knowing prompted by (or as if by) instinct(without the use of rational processes). A vague idea in which some confidence is placed that something might be the case

hunch/ suspition

by khalid June 11, 2004

Inqusitormaster

A queen

Piss of haters Inqusitormaster is a queen

by Ducks_lily September 11, 2020

inuit seal clubber

An icy handjob invented in Nunavut that is given while wearing a chain glove that is wet so that the glove eventually freezes to the subjects penis.

"Oooh!! kyle! you give the best inuit seal clubbers!"

by igloo.lover.seal.clubber January 28, 2015