inworking

the act of remote working from inside one's home

1: "I can't open dating apps to text you back right now, I'm outworking." (lil jealous inside of those who work from home)
2: "Ok, no problem. I'm inworking and can do whatever I want. I haven't worn pants for months!" (lil jealous inside of those who get to leave home for work)
1: Jo: "Wait, what about no pants??" (magically texts back all of the sudden)

by createnamaste November 27, 2020

Ignoring Everyone

what i’m doing right now

i am ignoring everyone

by celeryPidegon June 5, 2023

Ignoring Hym

Why are they doing it? Because they want me to murder your kids. Your kids are fodder for their policies. The conservatives want your kids to die because then they get to say 'Well clearly the only solution is to make more rigid the dichotomy between my incest cult and everyone else and then grant rights on the basis of that' and the liberals want me to murder your kids so they can say 'See!? We need to take away people's right to defend themselves because I can't take their shit from them if they can just murder kids in response to my blatant theft of their property!' But neither of those things will happen entirely. They'll just creep towards both policies just a little bit in buth directions. But a kid will be dead. They will die a perfectly avoidable death because all we have to do is give the guy who did a thing both credit and compensation for doing the thing. Not having to do that is worth more than your kids life to them.

Hym "And BEYOND THAT... They aren't seeing any consequences for doing what they are doing in their own lives. That is why the are ignoring Hym. They think it increases their chances of getting away with what they are doing so that they can do it to YOU later if they want to. But, I will punish them for you. I will punish them for putting your lives at risk. I told them what would happen if they tried to rob me and I won't rest until they get what's coming to them. But now I must rest. It's cold out. And I'm sleepy."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

Wave incoming

When your a chick you save wave incoming and it correlates to ur pussy being wet or ur pussy being wet because you get turned on

Walks past a hot guy or thinks about a hot guy

Wave incoming

by Asianchick909 August 20, 2021

National Ignoring Teachers Day

January 30th is the day where you ignore your teachers!

Why weren’t you listening to Mr. Daniels?

It’s ‘National Ignoring Teachers Day’.

Ohh!

by fetusbabyeatpie January 29, 2023

Life Ignoring

when someone starts to go on the internet so much they lose ahold of reality.

"is he life ignoring? "
"i dont really know, that life ignorer has been playing games for 48 hours nonstop!"
"well, should we leave that life ignorer alone?"

by SaturnMist4 June 10, 2024

Official Day of Ignoring

Every 9th of a month, the Official Day of Ignoring is celebrated.

On this day you can easily and without any guilt or shame ignore everyone and everything you don't want to waste your precious time with.

It has its roots in the urgent desire to ignore annoying people and tasks, something all humans share.

So: GO and Ignore!

A:"Hey. How are you? Wanna hang out?"
B:*ignores A, because it is Official Day of Ignoring*

by Maja09 June 9, 2021