self-inflicted orgasm

Masturbation.

Johnny suffered from a self-inflicted orgasm. Or rather, he didn't suffer at all.

by inothernews April 8, 2010

social media influencers

A group of untalented, immature, obnoxious and disruptive teenage boys who deem themselves "internet celebrities." They upload stupid things all the time. These acts include: throwing water on each other, singing off key, jumping up and down and riding on hotel luggage carts. People actually want to see this shit. The Social Media Infuencers have a strong, avid, cult-like following of horny, desperate and ditsy teenage girls who are absolutely infatuated with these boys. The boys usually go up to their hotel room and proceed to destroy it and post it on the internet. They are also known as cringe lords

Did you see those Social Media Influencers?
Yes, they are assholes

by CringeLords January 13, 2017

Under the influence

when you are under the effect of something (such as alcohol or drugs) you are under the influence !

'' I'm Driver under the influence ''

by G. Boppre August 15, 2008

Above the influence

A bunch of commercials meant to persuade kids not to do drugs. The only problem is the commercials show kids doing activities that would definitely be more enjoyable if you were doing drugs

In one of the above the influence commercials theres a freaking talking dog for crying out loud!

by andycud September 7, 2012

Influencer

A probable description towards certain but not all, however most is a tool who believes their following size is their absolute bank account. Look down on those who has average followers. Preaches on humility when they genuinely only engage with other influencers with same rank of social capital. Use their position to market products blatantly with minimal creativity and maximum superficiality so that they get more reach. The problem with this strategy is that audience usually have poor lifespan on the product and the person themselves.

I can't talk to John anymore. We used to be friends but now that he's an influencer, he won't talk to me eventhough I'm a Senior Executive of a local bank and he's some ordinary sales assistant outside.

by davidcoldhard October 16, 2020

pig influenza

A glamorous, more sophisticated, name for the swine flu giving it some much needed flare.

No doctor, I don't have the swine flu, I have "pig influenza" get with the program!

by elle324 October 23, 2009

Infield Fly Rule

If there are runners on first and second(Or the bases are loaded) and less then two outs when the batter hits a pop-up to the infield, he is automatically ruled out to prevent fielders from dropping the ball on purpose to try to turn a double play.

Since the bases were loaded with no one out, that easy pop-up became an infield fly, so the third baseman doesn't need to catch it.

by birdboy2000 July 16, 2004