Incestigator

A private investigator for incest.

Guy: “No!! Mister! I think my sister and brother are fucking!”
Incestigator: “Ah fuck, not again. I’m putting a bloody stop to this.”

by YTB - Yeah The Boys November 24, 2019

crime scene investigation

The act of rumaging around in a female's trash for evidence that she is on her period.

I took a shit in this girls appartment last night. After a little crime scene investigation, I decided to bolt.

by Double D Nice August 17, 2009

incestation

When more than two relatives are romantically involved, it's an incestation.

Incestation
"Dude, I'm totally tappingmy cousin."
"I know it, man. Did you forget we're conjoined twins? I'm hitting that, too."
Incest

by Bookworm434 April 14, 2015

instigationmachine

You are a wanker whoever this guy is deserves a fucking kick in the face TWAT

Your are an instigationmachine

by Nicksta January 24, 2005

investibation

Investibation is when you put alot of time and effort into masturbating.

I had a lot of time on my hands yesterday, so I began an investibation.

by sullenfrag February 27, 2013

investigating his/her crime scene

A slang term for masturbation.

Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.

I walked into the room and there he/she was, naked and sprawled across the bed investigating his/her crime scene.

by ScottyBAus March 11, 2008

investigation of character

When a greasy ass wannabe bootlicker tries so hard but fails at the academy he has no other option but doing shit security details at the mc donalds parking lot and a lame attempt at creating a FB page. He can't even control his own FB page how in the hell is he gonna stop the hamburgler?

So lard larper gets butthurt and threatens to charge people with "investigation of character" which must be some wish.com kind of law shit like his wish.com job.

You bastards just wait. I got your names and I'm gonna have you charger with uhhhh, investigation of character.

by Regarded BARB November 17, 2023