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crackhead ingenuity

A person addicted to drugs that is willing to do anything and everything to get a fix.
Person 1: “We try to keep crackheads out of the dumpster with a padlock but they somehow always get in”

Person 2: “ Oh that’s what we call crackhead ingenuity, if there’s a will there’s a way!”
by SilverBoi21 February 7, 2022
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InGenuity

What John Hammond thought he had by creating Jurassic Park, but which actually just ended up in disaster.
In "Jurassic Park II --- The Lost World", da greedy entrepreneurs who came along after Mr. Hammond to try to re-commercialize da island thought they possesssed a huge scoop of InGenuity, as well, but their own clumsy bombastic endeavors ended up in shambles, just like their benevolent predecessor's efforts had.
by QuacksO December 17, 2020
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Redneck Ingenuity

Putting a large amount of faith in duck tape and WD-40 to fix all your problems
Friend 1: My 12 gauge fell in the marsh and broke the hand guard off on my last duck hunt. I just sprayed it with some good ole WD-Love and taped the hand guard back on and she works just fine

Friend 2: That’s some redneck ingenuity right there
by CSD02 November 27, 2021
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