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Does the Pope shit in the woods?

This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

By the way, I'm Catholic.
Do I want an Abita Turbo Dog? Does the Pope shit in the woods?
by eViL pOp TaRt April 7, 2006
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does my swede in

Term used to describe a task or person that really messes with your head
learning MySQL really does my swede in!
that girl is nice to look at but boy does she do my swede in
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Does a brown bear shit in the woods?

a more vulgar way to say "Does a chicken have lips?". A sarcastic way to answer a question with a question. You could say "Does a brown bear crap in the woods?" instead. Either way, the other person is supposed to say "yes".
Ricky: Was that Economics 200 exam difficult?

George: Does a brown bear shit in the woods?
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How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."
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Does the Pope Pope In the woods?

A question you ask when the answer is a blisteringly obvious yes.
Makes use of the word 'Pope' as both noun and verb.
"You want another beer?"
'Does the Pope Pope in the woods?!'
"uhhh"
'Gawdamnit, the Pope Popes everywhere, he's the fuckin' pope!'
by drjeco October 6, 2015
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Does it snow in Toowoomba?

An Australian euphemism for asking if someone suffers from dandruff.

Towomba is a highland and so people in Brisbane use the phrase as a euphemism for whether someone has dandruff on their head.
Person one: Something's not right with his hair.

Person two: Does it snow in Toowoomba?
by Towombaman February 28, 2022
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