impromptattoo

1: when one gets an unplanned tattoo
2: when one gets a planned tattoo on an impromptu basis

Moe was bored and she ended up with an impromptattoo.
Dana had wanted her newest tattoo forever and finally randomly went to get it. Can't wait to see her impromptattoo.

by sexiskigrl June 24, 2012

Impromptwo

When you casually go to use the restroom and realize you are about to drop a massive number two.

“Sorry, I went to the restroom to take a pee but ended up having an impromptwo.”

by Shrek Froth June 27, 2021

impromt

An urgent occurrence that was never expected

The president made an impromt visit to the camp

by Kibit April 20, 2019

Imprompoo

When you go to the bathroom to pee but end up taking a poo.

Sorry I was a bit long in the bathroom, I had an imprompoo

by A Leethal May 14, 2021

Imprompoop

An impromptu poop. An imprompoop usually takes place when you expect it least, like when you’re on a date after eating Mexican food.

Dude: *grunts while in the car and makes a constipated face*

Girl: are you ok?

Dude: It just hit me like a rock. We have to leave now, gotta make an imprompoop.

by bigdickhoncho November 13, 2023