Implosive Diarrhea

The exact opposite of explosive Diarrhea.

Ouch, see i would go to your party but I have implosive Diarrhea. OR
I hope you get implosive diarrhea!

by BassDefender May 15, 2015

Impesh

Impesh act act of being impy, the lacking of all brain cells and common sense. The title impesh can't be given it needs to be earned. But what ever you do NEVER mistake impesh for impish the differences are as vast as your neighbor little Jimmy and the black man named Raquise that works at the local gas station who is a registered sex offender that rapes the masses. Also ANYONE who mistakes impesh for impish will be found and eliminated. Eliminated by who you might ask? Good question, The High Council™ this team is on another level of being they have reached god status in the multiverse these few people are the epitome of number one they are the best things that are and will be. This team of dictators consists of none other than The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, Paul Blart Mall Cop, Bruno Mars, and Snoop D-O double G. You stand no chance and if you think you do you're already a dead man.

Sincerely, Zach Galifianakis

Person 1: Hey I think McDonald's fries are made of dough

Person 2: bro wtf that would be a mini baguette you're such an impesh

by The Klussy Lord August 14, 2022

Jack Impression

Referred to a person who constantly boasts their ego, flashes their abs in public, or is really loud. They will do whatever they can to make themselves stand out in public. Can be easily tempered or stressed out. Can be simplified to just Jack.

Bro 1: yo, how was my first impression?
Bro 2: terrible man, you pulled a Jack Impression.
Bro 1: Aww man.

GF: What's wrong hun?
BF: I'm just been really Jack-ed lately. Work is just too over whelming.

Girl 1: eww did you see what that guy just did?
Girl 2: yea, he totally tried to Jack you.

by Elmo Life August 28, 2014

do one's impression

to behave in a certain way you think is typical of someone or something

to do one's impression:
I stood in front of the mirror and did my impression of Elvis Presley.

by susannaius January 7, 2009

first impression

How you present yourself in the meeting of a new person.

Most people look back on these and wish they'd made a better one.

"Jesus fucking Christ, Kate, you should've told me your parents would be there. I would have worn more suitable clothes to give them a good first impression... You really fucked up my evening."

by Hayley Hogsworth December 30, 2005

implet

A person, usually a child, who acts or speaks with a teasing or mischievous humor.

That implet of a Mary hid my books again.

by thrakatuluk July 2, 2016

Impressively Rude

when someone you have not seen in a while, like a rediscovery on facebook from 20 years ago from the 5th grade and you are now in your thirties posts..."wow, I didn't recognize you without the glasses, bad haircut...etc...you look great now" translation... "wow, you used to be very ugly in the 5th grade and now you look, well, wow, YOU LOOK GREAT...." impressively rude is when you compliment someone on how they look now in such a way that you insult how they used to look in the process....

Random re-aqaintance to someone they have not seen in a while..

old friend "wow, you look so great now, I barely recognized you because you used to be so fat".
you "um, thanks...I think".

You re-tell the story to an existing friend...so and so was impressively rude when I saw her telling me how great I look now... how fat did she think I was before?

by The one and only Pinksnout December 12, 2009