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Imperial Beach

A small town that is the most southwesterly city in the United States. Unlike the other definitions say, it is not a city full of assholes. It is like any other normal small town, it has its good and its bad parts. Yes there may be some assholes but there is assholes everywhere not just here. Most of the people are pretty chill and relaxed. It is not dangerous as others have written. Of course if you go and act stupid with the wrong people then it will b dangerous. Just dont be a dumbass and you'll be good. It is a nice beach town where you can go to the beach and relax.
I went to Imperial Beach the other day with my friends and we went to relax at the beach.
by goggles_26 June 20, 2008
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Imperial stout

A form of beer, specifically a stout, brewed incredibly strong so as to survive long sea journeys.

It is 10% alcohol, jet black, consistency of cough syrup, and tastes almost exactly like chewing tobacco. Served at room temperature. Beer as man was meant to drink.

By the time you get one glass down you're half-buzzed, your tastebuds are dead and you're not hungry for dinner anymore.

In short, it is the only true Man Beer in the world and will put some hair on your ass.
by Carlysle T. Rocquefort May 18, 2010
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Imperial Guard (TES5)

The guards of imperial city in teh game The Elder Scrolls Oblivion. They are phychic, and can detect your lawbreaking schemes even ifyou just steal a lockpick. They wear big black armor and attack with longswords and shields. While they fight, like everything else in Oblivion, they shout rediculous, laughable quotes like "THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH!" and other dumb things. Overall, you might want to be araid of them if you're a lawbreaker. Because they'll find you.
Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, you stolen goods are now forefit!

It's all over, lawbreaker! Your spreee is at an end!
(Imperial Guard (TES5)
by -(RaVeN)- October 10, 2011
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Imperialist

One who believes that the business, personal affairs and destiny of his/her comparatively weak neighbor, could and should be more efficiently managed through the forcible intervention and operational restructuring of an outside influence, namely, the power that said imperialist represents. This, the imperialist believes, would inevitably prove to be advantageous to both parties.
Although history is filled with such individuals, three in particular stand out among the most prominent of imperialists.
1) Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821); Emperor of France, master of Europe.
2) Genghis Khan (1167-1227); commander of the “Golden Horde”, self-proclaimed and unchallenged “universal ruler”.
3) Howard Schultz (1953---?); chairman and chief global strategist of Starbucks, the leading retailer, roaster and brand of specialty coffee in the world.
by nethcev! August 14, 2006
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imperial system

An awful outdated system still used in many countries such as the US and partly in the UK.

Revolves around measuring weight, length, distance and currency in units that actually do not make sense, unlike the metric system which has been taken on board by most countries and is used in all science.
imperial system : 12 inches is a foot. 3 foot is a yard. 1760 yards is a mile.

metric system : 10 milimetres is a centimetre. 100 centimetres is a metre. 1000 metres is a kilometre.

Which system makes sense?
by Nic September 11, 2005
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Imperial Shitload

An archaic unit of measurement. a metric shitload is equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads
I have an imperial shitload of work to do
by Slyph October 5, 2004
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Imperious Interruptus

The right of all bosses to hijack the conversations of subordinates. Said subordinates then must just awkwardly stand there while the boss talks to someone else with their back to you pretending you don't exist.
Dave: Then we can do the load testing and...
Boss: IMPERIOUS INTERRUPTUS!
*Dave stands there awkwardly*
Boss: Dave, stand there awkwardly while I talk to Pete as if you don't exist.
by Pointy Haired Boss September 21, 2011
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