The Impaler

A man with a large/thick penis whose superior genetics allows him to thouroughly dominate the opposite sex. The sometimes rough and repeated pounding of her guts with The Impaler's shaft may leave the woman sore the next day(s).

Oh my gosh, I'm like, so sore. The Impaler crushed my insides last night.

by TheMysteriousCharmer June 6, 2016

impale

to stab an object into a persons body cavity.

"i Impaled him with a dildo"

by HUMANfgt November 17, 2007

impale

To impale a guy, a dude sticks his 11-inch raging boner up a boy-hole and supports his weight on the dick alone.

Oh man! That fucker Ben impaled me in the locker-room this morning and I shot my load down some other cadet's mouth!

by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021

impared

An idiot's way to type a word that they should've looked up before attempting and failing to spell.

Typo of impaired

The people who can't type impaired correctly are impared to the point of not being able to google a word.

by boogeymankittyfaycey April 4, 2008

chad the impaler

The potentially best male porn star name known to mankind. Based off the legendary historical figure Vlad the Impaler who also impaled thousands.

"Oh man, I get to film with Chad the Impaler, I hope he spikes my rectum"

by cjt119 March 13, 2019

Vlad the Impaler

The male sex organ used to eject semen and urine out.

More commonly know as a "penis".

Vlad the Impaler invaded the Ottoman Empire.

by HulkNurseSMASH May 27, 2010

nad the impale-her

The real name of a Sex Vampire who bummed a load of Carpathians in Moldavia around the 1st century before Winona Ryder chucks herself in the river for being a klepto. Used to impale people on his four foot dick which he also fought with.

Nad the Impale-Her pornstar name in spoof movie of 'Barb's Stoked U Know's Spankula' from 1993, pisstake of cool Keanu flick.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 11, 2008