im not gay bro

The biggest indicator that someone is gay.

Person 1: Aye bro, didn't you kiss Tyler at that party?
Person 2: What?! No! Im not gay bro.
Person 1: Come on man, just come out the closet already.

by whyamihere?towritedefinitions? December 19, 2021

im gay

Okay cool goof 4 u want a cookie? Im not homophobic just don’t take my spotlight man.

u cus ur fruity: Im gay
Ur mom: ok here 🍪

by recurringdreams October 14, 2021

im not gay but $20 is $20

is what you say when you are gay, but for a price

Alan: "Im not gay but $20 is $20"

will: "so you are gay"

by coolwill December 18, 2024

Im not gay

Something someone who is internally homophobic but quite gay

Mickey: Im not gay but Ian Gallagher is really hot
Mandy: mick that's gay asf
Mickey: stfu

by yoururbansdicktionary March 2, 2025

guys.... im gay..

Something you tell people when you are gay and have nothing else to say

"guys.... im gay.." "i really dont give a shit shawn"

by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021

im not gay!! it just funny.

Perfect excuse for any act of homosexuality while being a male human.

guy1: did you just kissed me
guy2: im not gay!! it just funny.
guy1: yeah, sooo funny

by dan250islame March 14, 2024