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there's something wrong with you because you're ridiculous .
If you go to KFC and order a small fry & big mac - YOU BE ILLIN' !

- from RUN-D.M.C. song called you be illin .
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ilinca

a very pretty girl if not the prettiest one i know :D, always caring for others, when others are having a rough day she is always there for them, great sense of humor, and has a brilliant ASS!!!!!
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Illinois Lane Change

When someone changes over four full lanes of traffic with no warning.

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Cutting in between other cars at high speeds

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Being in the wrong lane then deciding to turn right/left at the last moment and cuts everyone off.
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Irkin society

Government



Irkens live in a height-based society ruled by a single dictator (or in the present case, a pair of dictators). The leader, the Tallest of the Irkens, has complete control over the Empire and can do anything he/she wants. While the Tallest do have supreme power, their kingdom is pretty much a fully automated machine. They do not have to put much effort into ruling, because the Irken Empire runs itself. Irk itself is like a giant computer under the surface. The Tallest don't even have to make very many decisions as they have the control brains to serve as the thinkers. The main job of the Tallest is to keep the Irkens in line and make sure THE IRKEN MACHINE is running smoothly.



Official Irken Currency: monies (may be spelt moneys) -Irken coins have pictures of the Tallest on them

Irken birthing and mentality



Irken birthing is a key aspect of how the Irken Empire functions the way it does. Irkens are not born naturally, but instead in a huge birthing facility under the surface of Irk. Irken fetuses develop in the many tubes that line the walls until they are at the right stage for 'hatching.' Automated machines remove the tube from the wall, crack it open to drop the young Irken Smeet to the ground, then place its Pak into its back. Why are Irkens born this way? Besides being an easy way to keep a constant supply of soldiers for the military, it gives the Empire complete control over its people. From birth, Irkens are fed all the information they need through their Paks, but they are likely only given what the Empire wants them to know. Thus they are brainwashed into accepting their lives, and order amongst the Irkens is kept in place. Also, tabs are kept on every Irken, no one is unaccounted for, and everyone is put to full use. Lack of individuality can be blamed on the way the Empire runs their lives.

One question brought up by the existence of a birthing machine is why all the Irkens are different shapes and sizes instead of being a bunch of identical clone things. This is just a theory, but it is what I think. The birthing machine may create Irkens by randomly combining all past genes (and eliminating reproductive organ genes to ensure that no natural unmonitored Irken births occur), courtesy of the Control Brains which would contain this kind of information about the Irken ancestors. If the machines tried to use the same genetic information for all Irkens, then there would be no Tallest or social class system. By not manipulating the Irken genes, the Empire is kept in order.

Life



Life for an Irken starts from the second an Irken Smeet is zapped to consciousness. Fresh Smeets are dropped down further into the planet in a download chamber, where they are pumped full of all the necessary information. After this point, not everything is known. Irkens whose futures involve the military get placed in underground training facilities for over 10 years, never seeing Irk's surface. It is not known whether or not every Irken goes through this basic training though. Irkens marked to be Service Drones are probably pulled from training and put straight to work. It is unknown if there are any non-military Irken Civilians at all, as such a vast Empire would be in constant need of new soldiers (some good evidence against the existence of civilians is that Tak is placed on the Janitorial Squad after she is denied a retake of the Elite Exam instead of just being made a civilian). Most likely is that most Irkens go through the basic training on Irk, and then they are separated based on their skills. The best soldiers are sent to Devastis, where they train for whatever military position they are after, whether it be an Elite Soldier or otherwise. After their training is complete, they are unleashed onto the Universe!



If a fully trained Irken (perhaps only the Invaders) encounters an inescapable situation, they are expected to activate their personal self destruct device.

Historical Events



Horrible Painful Overload Day- This was the day Zim was born. After the knowledge of the Download Chamber was uploaded to Zim, he claimed the chamber as his own. He shoved the Smeet that came after him back into the delivery chute, causing a clog that shorted the power on the whole planet for 5 years.

Horrible Painful Overload Day part II- When Zim and Skoodge abandoned their training to go see Irk's surface for the first time, they were attacked by a Dermis Prowler Security Droid guarding the area. The damage caused while evading it plunged Irk into darkness for another 4 years.

Tallest Miyuki's death- During Zim's time spent as a military scientist on Vort Research Station 9, Zim created an infinite absorbing energy creature. The creature ate an infinite energy producing thingy while Tallest Miyuki was visiting. The creature grew out of control and ate Miyuki. This may be the source of the rift between the once-allied Irkens and Vortians, as the Irken Empire was unaware that Zim was the cause of Miyuki's death.

Tallest Spork's death- While Zim was training to be an Invader on Devastis, Tallest Spork gave a speech to the invaders. Shortly after, the infinite absorbing energy creature returned and ate Spork.

Operation Impending Doom I- The first attempt at galactic conquest, made under Tallest Red and Purple's power. It ended as soon as it began when Zim stole a Frontline BattleMech and went on a rampage.

Operation Impending Doom II- The second attempt at galactic conquest, also made under Tallest Red and Purple's power. This time Zim was sent far away to the isolated planet Earth, in hopes that he would never interfere again.

Holidays and Planned Events



The Great Assigning- This event is held on planet Conventia. It occurs whenever there is some large galactic take-over being planned. At the event, the chosen Invaders are revealed and assigned to their planet of conquest. The Impending Doom operations may be the only galactic conquest plans, but presumably other smaller scale invasions have taken place judging by the planets seen under Irken rule.

Probing Day- On this day, the Tallest check up on any invaders assigned to a planet to see their progress. If they are not satisfied, that invader gets a pummeling.

Final Canon Sweep- In any interplanetary invasion, the first invader to successfully finish their work on their assigned planet is celebrated. When the Armada arrives to perform the organic sweep, the Tallest greet the invader personally. The invader then gets the special treat of performing the final canon sweep on the planet themselves. This tradition was altered for Invader Skoodge when he conquered Blorch in Operation Impending Doom II; instead, he was launched as the final canon sweep.

Blood sport- Irkens participate in gladiator-style battles to the death. In a cut scene from The Nightmare Begins, Zim was forced to combat the Digestor, an arena beast
Zim is small, and thus most think he is not smart, which in Zims case is true. Irkin Society.
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Illinois Nazi

As featured in the original "Blues Brothers" movie, a more upscale white supremacist without the more obvious traits of Klannish redneckery, such as a thick Southern drawl or rebel flag. Found in New England, the Pacific Northwest, and country clubs everywhere.
Angela dumped me because I wasn't Aryan enough for her xenophobic, Lawrence-Welk-watching pinhead of a father. I can't believe I wasted almost four years of my life on the daughter of an Illinois Nazi.
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ilkim

life can be cruel but when it all comes together there is no moment as sweet. that is how you’ll feel about Ilkim entering your life, she’s the most amazing girl you will ever meet, she has piercing brown eyes and beautiful curly hair many would kill for, she looks like a bunny and her teeth are cute, she has that one natural blush and a natural pretty face, she’s a girl you cannot get out of your mind, she has beautiful eyes and a smile that makes anyone fall for their knees in front of her.
Once you meet her you'll never want to lose her. One will describe Ilkim as a girl that has the natural born vocal gift given to her by the almighty god, she sounds heavenly and listening to her voice will make you happy and rekindle the flame called love in you. Ilkim has many details that make her the most beautiful girl alive, her immense beauty, that goes far beyond the physical makes you suffer in the most amazing way, one may not be able to list all of her pretty details down but one can say she’s as lovely as endless, infinite paths of beauty someone could ever picture.
Having her in your life will bring you more happiness than a lifetime could bring, there’s no way you wouldn’t fall in love with her being.
"Wow her curly hair is so pretty"
"That’s Ilkim“
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Aurora Illinois

Joseph McCarty, a pioneer from NY, came west seeking a new home. In the Fox Valley, he built a campfire in April 1834 on the island, which is now the site of downtown Aurora. He thought that the location was an ideal place for a new community & told his brother. It wasn’t long before Samuel arrived, family was sent for & a permanent settlement was taking roots. The settlement was named McCarty mills for the brothers’ grist mill & sawmill. In 1837, when a PO was est., the village became Aurora, goddess of the dawn. The city was the 1st in the United States to use electric lights for publicly lighting the entire city, it achieved the nickname of “City of Lights”.

The camp of 1834 has grown into a city. With a population of 198K according to the 2010 census, the city has steadily grown throughout the years to become the 2nd largest city in IL.

The city is accessible on 5 exits on Interstate 88. Corporate offices & commercial growth on the cities east & west sides continue to expand the city’s boundaries, now stretching from IL 59 on the east to portions beyond Orchard Rd on the west. The Far East Side of the city includes Fox Valley Mall, residential areas & is projected to house 60,000 people within the next 20 years. The city extends into 4 counties, Kane, DuPage, Kendall, & Will. There are 6 school districts & 7 townships covered within the city limits. There are 4 historic districts & a large number of individual landmark designations for many of the city’s buildings.
Yo man did you know that the movie Wayne's World was film in Aurora Illinois? Naw man. They claim that but the streets are actually in Naperville. Close to the city line though.
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