Ilan

Ilan is a special guy who likes his friends and hates when his friends are sad. Ilan is from a lot of different places but mostly he likes the second place because that one was Boston. Ilan is smart like a lawyer but crazy like a musician so he wants to be a musician. Ilan is 6'2" except not. Ilan wouldn't bring a horse into a classroom except if he's writing a song about a horse because he's getting his Master's in songwriting. Ilan hit his head once and it was a whole thing.

Mary: Have you seen Ilan?
Pete: You mean the one who's a bilingual aspiring musician with an Ivy League degree?
Mary: No

by Ilans BFs November 23, 2021

Ilan

Ilan has the N-word pass

Ilan called this fat ass black monkey a "nigro"

by OsherTheBlackChild June 4, 2023

Ilan

Someone who is a BHENCHOD

Dont be a "ilan" around a sister

by PatelfromGujerat December 26, 2023

Ilan

A cool kid who’s dead now.

Oh boy, you are ilan!

by High definition intelligence September 12, 2022

Ilan

It is a person who doesn't get bitches and likes geography and history.

OMG, this guy is such an Ilan. I am gonna KYS.

by Mancetov prijatelj May 7, 2022

Ilan

Ilans are grainy mother fuckers who jerk off and are liked by only themselves. They also choose hoes over bro's.

Ilan is definitely texting H right now.

by Ilan's mother December 13, 2021

Ilan mastur

To be a master at doing the Ilan special.

Matthew the Ilan mastur and Gabriel did the Ilan special last night.

by anonymous May 19, 2022