1 definition by Ilans BFs
Ilan is a special guy who likes his friends and hates when his friends are sad. Ilan is from a lot of different places but mostly he likes the second place because that one was Boston. Ilan is smart like a lawyer but crazy like a musician so he wants to be a musician. Ilan is 6'2" except not. Ilan wouldn't bring a horse into a classroom except if he's writing a song about a horse because he's getting his Master's in songwriting. Ilan hit his head once and it was a whole thing.
Mary: Have you seen Ilan?
Pete: You mean the one who's a bilingual aspiring musician with an Ivy League degree?
Mary: No
Pete: You mean the one who's a bilingual aspiring musician with an Ivy League degree?
Mary: No
by Ilans BFs November 23, 2021