matt ryan-itus

A contagious form of disease making someone choke in big sports games. It often goes through multiple hosts and a host can keep it and pass it on or pass it on and be relieved of it. It started with matt ryan hence the name who formed the disease in his body during the superbowl. He passed it to Tom Brady who showed signs in a bucs vs bengals game in week 15 of the 2022-2023 nfl season. As kirk cousins showed ryan still contains the virus to this day.

Zach wilson got a vicious case of matt ryan-itus associated with the jets so they needed to bring mike white in. However the virus passed to the rangers and required sauce gardner to clense it. It must've been floating in the afc east when brady was contagious after the superbowl. Even Josh Allen had a few cases.

by Necrozma Beam December 19, 2022

ho-itus

The disease of becoming a ho. Many women go through this stage at some point in their lives. Most likely after they've been ravaged by a man and find out they love the penis, giving head, sex; or all of the above. After the full syndrome kicks in, it may subside, but the virus will never fully disappear, although the ho-ish tentions may subdue, they will never completely go away, much like any other virus.

You better watch out for your sister before she comes down with ho-itus.

I banged the shit out of that chick, and now she loves the cock. I guess I cause the ho-itus.

by C Dizzy. September 13, 2008

fifa-itus

fifa-itus is the most common infection caught when the worlds most popular football game comes out every year. more common in the male species, it can be passed onto females should they be any good on an x-box or ps3 (other consoles are available)

i can't come into work today, i have fifa-itus

sex? not tonight love. i think my fifa-itus is kicking in

i've caught fifa-itus in my thumbs

by dar-sha September 29, 2012

Skivy-itus

Basically means that the peron wasn't ill but still got off school.

Teacher "Where is Oli today?"
Student "Oh he has skivy-itus today"

by Matty Clamp March 3, 2019

bull crap-itus

the disease yu come down with when yu fake sick

i came down with bull crap-itus on test day!

by bubblez438 January 11, 2011

Cami-itus

Having a first instinct to "Spazz out" or to move uncontrollaby, as if you had tourettes syndrome when scared; unable to control your body when someone attempts to hit you.

Damn, she must have been born with Cami-itus because shes still on the floor shaking from 20 minutes ago!

by Masonthe BEST November 1, 2007

grease cock itus

The act of not bathing for many a day and having a collection of various things around your "cock" such as cheese shit grease sweat... and of corse negro blood

Andy=Hey pumpkin whats that smell?
Pumpkin=I dont know i just bathed yesterday.....JOEY!!
Joey=Oh i have grease cock itus

by Pumpkin Lowe February 8, 2008