if he’s invincible why can i see him

a recurring joke in the invincible fandom

“if he’s invincible why can i see him”
“if he’s invisible why can i hurt him”
“if she’s atom eve why isn’t she in the bible”
“if he’s consent why didn’t he leave when invincible told him it wasn’t a good time”

by objectshowzz March 16, 2025

Invincibility

Claiming invincibility, that you cannot be hurt by a blast from anything, is not the same thing as stating that you were unhurt by the "blast" in the most recent incident.

The new guard tried to detonate a "blast" and dispatch the old guard, but the old guard was unhurt, and their "Valkyrie" was a failure. This is not the same thing as claiming invincibility, that death will somehow miss you on the way to everyone else.

by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022

inVINCEable

The act of speaking with dire conviction and diction that one is able to move even the most apathetic people.

You sounded very inVINCEable during your morning presentation.

by Supernades March 5, 2022

Invincible

Invincible is the tenth and final studio album by American singer Michael Jackson, released on October 30, 2001

I can do anything, she's invincible ~ Michael Jackson

by Lilguccisosa June 6, 2022

Invincible’s Day

When the last team to remain unbeaten in a Premier League season loses their first game. A nod to Arsenal’s impressive 2003/2004 season where they went the full 38 game Premier League season unbeaten and were awarded with the only ever Golden Premier League Trophy

Hey!! Did you hear that Liverpool lost to West Ham today. This means that there are no more unbeaten teams in the Premier League this season, which also means that today is Invincible’s Day

by jrmcf22 November 7, 2021

Invincing it

The act of participating in the Chinese censorship of invincible.

“Oh Im invincing it, oh Im invincible”

by Sea-Salt March 29, 2025

Invincing It

Invincing It: A modern day form of cock and ball torture. It is a sexual act in which a young man wearing a yellow suit gets on top of another man, and proceeds to headbutt the other man’s cock harder than EDP445 at the sight of cupcakes, while repeatedly saying “I’m Invincing It.” This is done until the other man’s testicles are wrung dry of any and all semen. It often gets quite brutal due to repeated headbutts, resulting in a pair of ruptured testicles, an injured pelvic bone, or a misaligned penis if the headbutts are not aimed properly.

Ex. Ezra was getting bored of our sex sessions lately, so I threw on my yellow suit, jumped onto him, and started Invincing It. He only lasted 30 seconds!

by The Muntologist July 9, 2025