hard in the pants

something so extremely baller that it gives you a boner.

kind of like "hard in the paint"

waka: DAMNNNNN BOI THAT GOES HARD IN DA MOTHER FUCKING PAINT NIGGAA

johnny: no, waka, that goes HARD IN THE PANTSS

by uhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuhhhh March 30, 2011

Tauren in the Pants

Taurens are huge, half-bovine half-men in the Warcraft video games. The term 'tauren in the pants' refers to two things; a man having either a very large penis, or being excessively hairy in the pubic area. Originated from assumptions that taurens encompass both of these things.

"You know, dude, you really are a douche."
"Yeah, well, at least i'm tauren in the pants."

by Vinnie July 29, 2008

IPod in the pants

Derogatory description of male anatomy, based on Apple's portable music player which is small and white.

No, I wouldn't sleep with him again, he's IPod in the pants.

by D November 16, 2003

happy in the pants

something causing an orgasm or an erection.

Those cookies made Ben Davis happy in the pants.

by Emily and Brooke June 26, 2005

good punch in the pants

A really good pounding on a girls vagina. To really just fuck the shit out of a girls vertical smile.

"Man, I sure would like to give that chic a good punch in the pants".

by Ryan Cantu September 30, 2006

punch in the pants

Going to get laid!!!

You want a punch in the pants??

by Chimperdomp Rapow January 10, 2018

punch her in the pants

to have sex with a woman

After a first date with a woman, your friends asks how the date went and then asks did you punch her in the pants

by gitch65 November 27, 2012