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cognitive impaction

Noun:

Any of a number of conditions characterized by the involuntary suspension of mental processes crucial to self-expression and/or higher reasoning.

Cases of cognitive impaction can frequently be identified by inarticulate attempts at discourse, extended guttural utterances, slack-jaws and bugged out eyes on the part of the afflicted. Treatments are highly specific to each variety of cognitive impaction and range from a slap "upside" the head to a deadline in the most severe cases.

Also see mental constipation.
"Overwhelmed at the prospect of having the bounty of an entire doughnut shop all to himself, Homer immediately suffered a massive cognitive impaction that reduced him to little more than a drooling mass of manflesh."
by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004
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Immockable

To be exempt from all forms of mocking behaviour directed at ones self. Invincible to all forms of insults of a valid nature. This is usually as a direct consequence of being amazing and God-like.
Liz: "OMG, Daniels so frigging hot, have you ever met anyone cooler than him? Hes SO immockable", Liz's hot cousin: "oh and dont i know it fellow villager, i want his cock =("
by God89 December 18, 2008
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Impecunious

The word that describes having little or no money at all.
Guy 1: I busted all my money on that new iPhone, and now I'm left impecunious.
Guy 2: Haha
by Ravencopter February 13, 2010
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self-important

a person who overestimates their own importance and exhibits arrogant or pompous behavior
aka lunchmeat
That self-important bitch just cut in front of us in line; she's too busy lunchmeating on her cell phone to notice anyone but herself.
by andy M April 2, 2004
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impact

The word you use in your English essay to replace either affect or effect because you're a piece of celery that's to stupid to figure out which is the proper one to use.
The lack of frogs in the forest has a major AFFECT on the ecosystem?
The lack of frogs in the forest has a major EFFECT on the ecosystem?
...
The lack of frogs in the forest has a major impact on the ecosystem.
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important businesseu

The way of saying 'important business'
by Jhope.
Army:" What are you doing in America Jhope?"
Jhope:" Sorry I have important businesseu."
by @not_today August 24, 2019
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genshin impact fans

toxic mfs who will send u death threats if u don’t like their ship or favourite character, will get offended at the smallest shit and cry or threaten to off theirself because they didn’t get the character they wanted.
me: i don’t like venti he is annoying
genshin impact fans: die
by nzskjssjsnsjdnsns May 19, 2021
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