ihtfp

most commonly uttered single expression at the naval academy.

also means: I'm here to fly planes, I have truly found paradise (tools)

IHTFP - some random mid

by mojo March 23, 2004

IGTFU

I give the fuck up. Ever put in a good effort at something time after time only to have your efforts fail at no fault of your own? Might be time to just say, "I give the fuck up". IGTFU is showing your compliance with Murphy's Law.

Brought an umbrella for later in the day but left it on my desk at work. Bought a spare while shopping so I could get to my car but as I opened it at the sidewalk, I was drenched by a passing car hitting a puddle. Now IGTFU, put the umbrella down, and just walk in the rain.

by Is this name used too October 31, 2011

IHTFP

An affectionate acronym used at military academies (US Air Force Academy for one) which originally meant "I'm Here To Fly Planes" and then came to mean, with time (and lots of cynicism from the dumb shit cadets are made to do), "I Hate This Fucking Place"...
And the fucktard who said it was from MIT is just plain stupid...go find the square root of something homo...

IHTFP=USAFA
Cadets who wish they had gone to a normal college=IHTFP

by Loves To Get Away from the Zoo February 8, 2007

IHTFP

"I Hate This Fucking Place" number one used acronym at the Naval Academy, especially in 10th company

Practice parades, musters, inspections,watch-IHTFP

by W.T.Door December 26, 2006

IGTF

I'm Gay To Fuck!

Hey Toni, do you wanna get together, 'cause IGTF?!

by Drunk guy at Kirby's April 6, 2003

IGTF

I've Got To Fly!

IGTF is playing next, so I've Got To Fly! (just kidding!)

by DJRoy April 3, 2003

IGTF

It's Gone Too Far

e.g. Rock music is dead. Let's kill rock and roll! Oh.. The spectacular extravagant rock stars that are I've Got To Fart already did!

by Thawftathe April 6, 2004