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ST (Stupid Teenybopper) - Hey did you see the new iCarly episode last night?

SA (Smartass) - Yes. I hate that show now - it made venom begin spitting out of my eyes.
by SmartBitch July 22, 2008
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iCrowd

Name given to those with a cult like obsession with and devotion to Apple, its products, and possibly the late Steve Jobs and/or Tim Cook. Despite possibly appearing sane in general, will become completely unreasonable and hostile in the face of any criticism of anything Apple, no matter how minuscule. Also, likely to read you the riot act should you buy any kind of Apple competitor's product for anything, ever.
I'll just grab a cord at Wal Mart. I don't wanna go to the Apple store and face the goddamned iCrowd.

He reamed me out for buying a Kindle, he's a Kool-aid drinking member of the iCrowd.
by Evalas November 27, 2012
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iCrotch

When your iPhone is in your front pocket and it rings or buzzes loudly so people around you look at your crotch.

Sticking your iPod in the front of your pants to hold while you are reaching for something.

Sticking any Apple device on or near your crotch area to hold while doing something else. Those things are expensive and you need a safe place to hold your electronics! What's more safer than your crotch? Maybe inside, but that's just gross and sticky!
"Hey, your iCrotch is ringing - aren't you going to answer it?"

"Call me again!!! I need to get my iCrotch buzz!"
by DerekJay February 3, 2010
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icarly

a conspiracy set out by the goverment to force young children between 7-18 to watch crapy Telivison shows due to the downfall in the econemy
dude 1:did you watch icarly last night night? dude2:hell no its a conspiracy! FBI burst though window, FBI agent:get the floor! Dude2:fuck not again
by megadikk July 10, 2009
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iCarly

THE DEATH OF NICKELODEON.....well, nickelodeon died sooo long ago. 90's nickelodeon was THE SHIT!!!

icarly is about some whinny overly dramatic bitch Carly, her tomboy acting, also overly dramatic friend Sam who constantly picks on Freddy, and their tech "geek" freddy who has a massive crush on Carly. Spencer is carly's quirky brother, whom is very artistic....and also stupid.....gibby is some fat kid who takes his shirt off....not kidding, and gibby has been turned into a joke for the entire show.

icarly has a horrible sense of humor, plays laugh tracks (electronic laughter) like every 5 seconds.....and tries really hard to be "cool." By their use of words like "chiz" "nub" "hobnocker" and it fails miserably at trying to be cool.........its horrible and will cause cancer.
Carly and Sam are stupid little whiny materialistic overly-dramatic cunts.

And freddy is nothing but a computer nerd with no godamn spine........or balls.......whichever.....
Person1: Hey! Do you watch icarly?

Person2: No.....

Person1: really? icarly is the chiz! I LOVE THAT SHOW!!

Person2: ..GTFO!!!

Person1: Youl never understand the awesomeness of icarly, cuz your a nub.

Person2: Grabs gun and shoots person1.
by ISPEAKDEALWITHITCUNT September 18, 2010
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Icabod

I C A Bag Of Douche (I see a bag of douche) Total loser. A douchebag.

Originated in Deltona Florida, northern suburb of Orlando.
I sat next to an Icabod on the plane.
That dude is a total Icabod.
by Boat Guy Rick March 4, 2014
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iCarly

The fall of good television as we know it. The show has conflicts that are usually resolved by predictable outcomes. The humor is neithor satire nor comedy, it's a new blend of humor called nonsensism. The two bitches constantly stick their faces in front of the camera whick makes viewers flinch due to their faces being too fucking round and convex. Their jokes are as poor and just sad. And what's with the 20 year old hanging out with two ugly whores.
Dude 1: ( enters room )
dude 2: are you watching icarly?
Dude 1: no, I just watch it because… Carly is kinda cute.

Dude 2: you must be fucking gay if you think Carly is a girl. She needs to grow out of her size A-.0001 bra size. And don't you see that bulge on her crotch. Fucking crotch stuffer.

Dude 1: I'm changing the channel to seinfield.
by Hempn February 27, 2010
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