Hapathetic

showing or feeling no interest, nor enthusiasm, as a result of hunger.

He doesn’t get hangry, he gets hapathetic.

by Nblgrz May 25, 2023

suck my hypothetical dick

A female who needs a quick insult, wants to say suck my dick, but doesn't have one, can use this. If this has been said to you, it basically means that you have just defied a female's opinion or made a douchebag comment, and they now see you as a complete asshole and have the freedom to say this to you.

They also have the freedom to say this when they have just proved you wrong or bested you in an activity that you were confident in winning at.

Man: Women will NEVER be as smart as men! Why do you think Albert Einstein Invented Electricity? Obviously because he was a MAN!

Woman: ...Suck my hypothetical dick, you bastard! *slaps*

~
*both playing Wii Sports*
*Female is victorious*
Woman: suck my hypothetical dick, haha!

by PhillyDog37 August 26, 2015

Hyperthetical

The discussion of theory on which there can be no conjecture; irrefutable evidence exists to prove or disprove the theory.

Hyperthetically speaking, if there was no Internet then there would be no Urban Dictionary (apart from in our hearts of course).

by Bloopian Blackwater November 18, 2013

hypothetical high-five

similar to a wifive, but featured on the T.V. show 'How I Met Your Mother'

A high-five that takes place without any hand motion and involves looking like you are thinking.

"Ted! Hypothetical High-Five!"
Barney looks like he's thinking
"Nice!"

by Sock7R January 2, 2009

hypotheticability

keeping ones question hypothetical

mike, youre not keeping the hypotheticability of your question

by DouggieFresh22 October 12, 2008

hypepathetic

When promoters use a marketing blitz to sell an inferior product. When something you are looking forward to doesn't live up to your expectations. A big letdown.

Man, I've been waiting for this movie to be released for over a year. So much build up on the internet. The trailer looked awesome. It turned out to be total crap- hypepathetic, a waste of my time.

by artfulmark April 29, 2008

Hypothetical Relationship

An imaginary relationship between two people, usually created to appease the other member, and their need for social verification of the "relationship".

I laugh at Tom every time he says we are "exclusive", just because we are in a hypothetical relationship.

by HOBOSHI October 12, 2014