hurtin unit

1. A person or thing that is in a incapacitated state, like extremely hungover, sick, or emotionally bummed.

2. A really unattractive person.

1. I drank tequila then smoked some reefer then barfed and passed out. I am one hurtin unit.

2. Observing a giant porkosaurus}, damn!, now that's one hurtin unit!

by Dave Sailor October 16, 2005

hurtin' for a squirtin

female in desperate need of an orgasm.

yo did you see the way she was dancing? Man that girl was hurtin' for a squirtin'

by mofongo48906 December 23, 2007

hurtin

A rural Pennsylvania term meaning something, someone or some situation that is lame, bogus, or otherwise unpleaseant to deal or cope with.

1) I took five final exams scheduled over just two days. Man, that's just hurtin!

2) As far a Presidents of the United States go, George W. Bush (aka Ass Bush) is just hurtin.

3) Dude! Your POS 1989 Ford Fiesta is hurtin!

by Tenacious Faulker September 19, 2009

Hurfin

Hurting especially bad from a hangover.

Man Im hurfin from last night

by Goobush25 July 4, 2011

Hurtains

When a mott becomes so hairy, that the resulting long pubic hair looks like dreadlocks and gets a mind of its own, and can open and close like curtains

"A Heifer wearing shorts dropped some coins on the bus, as she bent down to collect her change, I saw her hurtains protruding out either side, I must admit, I still have nightmares from it!"

by git.roeder December 6, 2011

Hurin

Hurin is a typically cheery, amazing and beautiful person. She is also fiery and hotheaded and swears a lot but she has a soft spot for goodness. Hurins usually like redhead or ginger boys and are hopeless romantics by heart. Will definitely murder you if you hurt them or their friends. Either way, you’ll definitely want a Hurin as your friend. The name Hurin also means mystical angel in a few languages.

Aizie: Wow, she’s so amazing
Sharifah: Yeah, damn she is
Najah: Of course she is, she’s Hurin!

by viragomercurious December 6, 2020

Hurkin

Something bigger than normal. Larger than expected. Outrageous size

Are you going to eat that whole steak? That thing is HURKIN!

by Bill Doty November 8, 2004