Humpshartwhale

When you lie on your front. When you have diarrhoea and shart into the air.

“Omg i just humpshartwhale”

by Ionadick October 13, 2019

Hummus Armor

LAN dodging usually performed by dipping your mouse in Hummus as well as by making IED's and doing push-ups on webcam. Common to Counter Strike: Source players who are afraid to go to LAN.

I called that equake kid out on cheats.

He put on his hummus armor and left me raging.

by broder_gloosys October 9, 2009

humungeous

adj: Word used only to describe the biggest of big. Used to describe the body parts of self and or others.
!!!Caution use with discretion!!!

I have this humungeous mole on my left cheek, and i dont mean on my face.
The behind on that chick is humungeous.

by THECECIL February 26, 2008

Humpsuit

The clothing you wear exclusively to dry hump someone.

Yo, I went to Stacey’s house last night wearing my humpsuit

by rjb88 July 18, 2018

dump the hummus

1) To defecate fecal matter that resembles the texture and/or color of hummus.

2) To defecate (i.e. take a shit, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf)

Origin: a 4 year-old boy once peered curiously into the murky depths on his first trip to an outhouse and exclaimed to his mother, "Someone dumped their hummus in there!"

Ugh! My stomach is rumbling. I think I need to dump the hummus.

That bathroom smells like someone dumped the hummus.

by agoraphone August 31, 2011

Humungo

Something that is exteremly large, and in most cases breath taking. Derived from the word humungous but has been shortened to save time.

That was a humungo rat that just crawld off the train.

by Humungo Samone September 13, 2007

Hummuscidal

Hummuscidal is a person who consumes hummus in outrages amounts which causes long term aggressive diarrhea and bad body odor.
overloading your digestive system with hummus may cause:
strange stomach noises
short term memory loss
bear hands
bad farts and death.
hummus was originated in the 15th century by the ottoman empire, spread to the entire arab world and later stolen by israelis claiming it as their national food.

2500 people die every day from being hummuscidal.

"No wonder he's dead, he was hummuscidal all along"

"Hey! what are you doing with all that hummus??, are you hummuscidal or something?"

"If eating hummus is a crime than lock me up and call me a hummuscidal maniac"

by Dr. Cock'n'balls February 19, 2012