A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie
by EricCC December 9, 2014
Get the Humpty Dumpty Junkie mug.Too many years in the sun sipping margaritas left her looking humpty frumpty. No king would bother sending horses or men to fix her.
by harpnbard January 21, 2011
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The phrase referred to Donald is specific and in general, someone who's too conceited to see he/she is/will be the cause of his/her own downfall.
Humpty Trumpty Dumpty's unaware rotten do smell.
Meeting with Russia officials, he gave classified intel.
Trumpty said he can share classified information.
Trumpty’s clueless he’s tearing down our nation.
Meeting with Russia officials, he gave classified intel.
Trumpty said he can share classified information.
Trumpty’s clueless he’s tearing down our nation.
by spen53 May 14, 2018
Get the Humpty Trumpty Dumpty mug.(noun) a homosexual male; a man who engages in sexual activity with other men (pronounced hump-tee-doo-dee-an).
This term is devoid of derogatory connotation and is similar to the nouns describing the natives or citizens of particular countries, e.g "He's an American, she's a Russian".
"Humpty-dudeian" may refer to residents of the mythical land of Humpty-Dude, which is thought to be where Brokeback Mountain is located, however current theories suggest that this is merely a state of mind or mild delusion, such as the optimistic belief system which gives currency to the idea that saliva is a viable alternative to personal lubricant.
From "to hump (verb) - to have sex" and "dude (noun) - a human being of the masculine gender"
This term is devoid of derogatory connotation and is similar to the nouns describing the natives or citizens of particular countries, e.g "He's an American, she's a Russian".
"Humpty-dudeian" may refer to residents of the mythical land of Humpty-Dude, which is thought to be where Brokeback Mountain is located, however current theories suggest that this is merely a state of mind or mild delusion, such as the optimistic belief system which gives currency to the idea that saliva is a viable alternative to personal lubricant.
From "to hump (verb) - to have sex" and "dude (noun) - a human being of the masculine gender"
by Mark & Phillip September 22, 2009
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by anna apple October 12, 2003
Get the humpty-bosk mug.1.a fat rolly polly type of bitch.
2. one of many breeds of bitch's. stupid bitch, nagging bitch, ugly bitch, slutty bitch...ect....
3. a chubby female dog
2. one of many breeds of bitch's. stupid bitch, nagging bitch, ugly bitch, slutty bitch...ect....
3. a chubby female dog
1. Go eat another cake you humpty bitch
2. lets breed my humpty bitch with your latin boxer and see what we get.
2. lets breed my humpty bitch with your latin boxer and see what we get.
by mr.flagg February 26, 2008
Get the humpty bitch mug.(n, v.) The act of committing an undertaking in the public eye that serves to bring irreparable damage (crack) to one's reputation, intense ridicule and overwhelming embarrassment. Tell tale signs that one has committed a humpty and knows it (or has been informed by PR) include:
-appearing on every day-time and late-night talk show with nothing to promote except not being hated by the public
- your name becomes a verb
-the overwhelming hatred and ridicule for you is so strong that you become the common enemy that unites two or more groups with previously irreconcilable differences
-appearing on every day-time and late-night talk show with nothing to promote except not being hated by the public
- your name becomes a verb
-the overwhelming hatred and ridicule for you is so strong that you become the common enemy that unites two or more groups with previously irreconcilable differences
V, past tense - Did you see Tom Cruise on Oprah? Wow, he really pulled a Humpty when he jumped on the couch like an idiot.
by TheHumpties July 16, 2008
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