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Hummingbird Vasectomy

The act of taking a caprisun straw from the packet, jamming it into your partners urethra while handcuffed to show your little wings flapping as you suck the nut deep from within the genitals.
"Did you hear about Mark and Milly's new bedroom passtime? he said that sometimes she likes to give him a hummingbird vasectomy to make him feel like a pretty flower."
by goatfetus June 23, 2023
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Hummingbird

A deep rim job where the tounge is inserted far into the recipients ass hole
Jim couldn't wait for Tom to give his quivering asshole a hummingbird.
by Chaunpop November 5, 2011
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Hummingbirdog

When a partner inserts their tongue into the sphincter of another while simultaneously beating/rubbing off with both their hands. This position is usually done while the receiver is on all fours, and the giver sits between their legs. The act of nature is over when the giver has made it deep enough to the ‘nectar’ and the receiver gets a face full of seed. Just like an animal fertilizing the flower.
Frankie was on her hands and knees, while Toby sat and performed the hummingbirdog method on Frankie’s puckered anus. It was impressive watching Toby use both hands on his cock while simultaneously penetrating her anus. Based on the smudges on both their faces, looks like he got the nectar and she got the seed.
by Pinkpopper August 9, 2023
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Rockie Mountain Hummingbird

When you're in the process of eating a girl out and you become bored, so you hum your favorite song.
I did the Rockie Mountain Hummingbird on my girl last night.
by Buy my oranges February 25, 2019
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Hummingbird

Tell Dat Yamp Get The Summers Eve

Heard His Girl Is A Hummingbird Hes A Chicken Of The Sea Baii
by Leron aka Smooth aka Du$t August 30, 2011
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Hummingbird

A chick (or "bird" as they say in UK) who loves to give humming blowjobs, flying around from feeder to feeder, sucking away!
Oh my God! Melissa is the BEST hummingbird I have ever met!
by Sex ED July 28, 2006
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Hummingbirding

(v.) When with a big group of people comprised of many smaller groups of people, flitting from conversation to conversation much in the fashion of a hummingbird going from flower to flower.
Look how good a host Carlton is: He's been hummingbirding from group to group for the past 3 hours.
by Carp_D October 20, 2014
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