humancentipad

the putting together of three humans mouth to anus with an iphone on the first person's head and an ipad at the last person's anus. also must be able to read.

awesome my humancentipad can read, shit into people's mouth, and play angry birds

by some1 kool June 10, 2011

homance

strictly platonic relationship of two very close girlfriends.

Margaret and Gertrude had a fifty year homance.

by *samIam* January 13, 2008

Humanocentricity

Similar to geocentricity ((earth-centered cosmos) referencing a human centred world view that relegates all other life forms to a secondary and much inferior position. This allows for a usury of non-humans sentient life without moral compunction.

Why don't you step on bugs, then?

Because I do not subscribe to the humanocentricity belief that only human life is sacred, actually.

by plat0 June 29, 2010

humane

characterized by an unfaltering need to support indoctrination without respect to logic, fairness, or utility

Your church's humane treatment of children and gays has left them both seeking another church's program for behavioural modification in order to return them to their humane principles.

by nerfquark April 9, 2009

homance

Bromance between girls

Katy and Kendal have really tight homance.

Jacob is totally jealous of their homance.

by Unk the Shemale April 18, 2018

humancore

The act of engaging with the emotions and traits that make humanity different from other animals.

I cried like a bitch last night thinking about the sheer size of the universe and the fact that everything I love will eventually die, including me.

Damn, bro. That's humancore as fuck.

by asterios jones July 21, 2019

homance

When 2 straight females have a really close friendship with strong love and affection towards one another. It is like a bromance for females... The word originated when Shannon Marsh needed a better word to describe her friendship with Jackie Finn.

Versatile. Homance can be used as a verb, noun, pronoun, adjective, or any other part of speech.

"Wow, Jackie and Shannon talk non-stop and have become really close"
"I know, they have a total homance going on"

"I homance love you"

"I am homance excited for CMU's Homecoming Tailgate"

"Homance on over to the bar and get us some shots"

by Private48858 September 19, 2009