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cock holster

the mouth of either a male or a female. used as a derogatoty meaning.
by slapmeat July 29, 2003
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dick holster

1. The mouth of a person that displeases you. Insult

2. The mouth of a person that pleases you. complement
1. Steve, shut you filthy dick holster, you talk too much.

2. God, I love it when women put lip gloss on their dick holsters.
by leadthrower August 28, 2006
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hugster

Portmanteau (word combination) of hugger and hipster.

A person who enjoys hugging and hugs often.

A young person who lives a consciously hip lifestyle.

Often times used by a person whose heart energy-center, which is the center of compassion and love is blocked up to describe a person whose heart chakra (anahata) is wide open.
Standing at a crosswalk in a busy city:
New Friend: "So, Christopher, I read that you are a meditator, yoga teacher, drummer, and a service-man; and you love to give and receive hugs."
Christopher: "Yes, absolutely. Hugging is mutually beneficial. It is also a behavior that demonstrates our connectedness to all other human and animal beings."
Bypasser: "Hugster!"
Christopher: Smiles at New Friend and then refocuses on creating.
by Christopher Bueker August 30, 2013
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Cock Holster

N. Using a person's mouth to place your penis for storage...

N. A penis garage
by Neuro4848 May 28, 2003
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cock-holster

US Army slang for the human mouth.

As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.

*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.
"All of you, shut your goddam fucking cock-holsters and listen up...!"
by goodcop8 November 14, 2007
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Holster your sidearm

Refrain from sexual advances, a.k.a keep it in your pants.
Quit grabbing her ass and holster your sidearm, partner.
by Kevinakkk December 28, 2008
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hubster

A cute word play on the word hubby. Can be used with long-term boyfriend, partner, etc.
by NaughtyJenn August 16, 2009
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