HUMBERTO

A hot ass mutha fucker. Likes hot aggressive girls that know how to ride serious dick.

Damn that dude is humberto, ain't he? That niggah is FINE!

by Celeste Smith October 16, 2008

hubber jubber

Group of males who stand around talking about nothing.
or men who like to talk nonsense and never get to the point

Most men hubber jubber when they talk to each other.

by jamoflife June 27, 2014

Hubberbate

When a hubby’s married sex life is so void of spousal arousal and so infrequent of coitus that the just masturbates constantly.

I wondered why my husband took so long to shit each morning. He was snapping one and a little hubberbate.

I hubberbate so much now my dick is raw.

I just let him hubberbate. I’d rather sleep.

by Dick Onchin September 26, 2020

The Hubert Epidemic

An epidemic taking the community of patronizing coworkers by storm. It was discovered in the year 2016 by the same man who discovered Hubert's Constant.

Symptoms include and are absolutely not limited to the following:

Affected person(s):
-will suddenly happen to know everything about everything.

-will correct every pointless slip of the tongue or grammar mistake that you noticed but didn't bother to fix due to the lack of importance.

-will usually begin their sentences with either "aaaactually....", "You DO know...", "You DO realize..." or some other cocky, condescending way of trying to educate you about something.
-are incapable of humility.
-are incapable of admitting they do not know something.
-usually come up with shit.
-will use big words they don't understand to sound more photosynthesis.
-will repeat their 'intelligent' remarks until confirmation that somebody heard them. This may take days.

This sickness is especially contagious in children exceeding the age of 18. There is currently no cure but death.

"Hey man! I think I just put a pin in that really annoying thing people do! I call it The Hubert Epidemic!"

"AAACTUALLY, you DO REALIZE that what you REALLY MEANT was PANDEMIC?! EPIDEMIC isn't worldwide! You DO KNOW that RIGHT?!"

"Of course I do"

"WELL THEN I just CAN'T comprehend WHY someone would make SUCH a STUPID mistake."

"... Fuck you man"

by Inevitibility April 28, 2017

National kiss hubert day

On April 17 this is a day where everyone could help out a hubert by hooking up with him

National kiss hubert day is great

by hubert is cool April 12, 2019

hubertje

A cup of (office) coffee at the end of the work day.

(time is 16:50)
Jasper: Want a Hubertje?
David: Hit me!

by Angry Mr T. December 1, 2009

Hubert

The loveliest, best, most amazing person to ever exist. He is the first person I think of before going to sleep and after waking up. There's nothing in the world that can come close to what Hubert means to me. He's always been there at my side; in my best and worst moments. All of those inside jokes we share, the ways we beg hugs of each other, and the silent smiles as we look in each other's eyes is what we call love. This definition will almost end, but that doesn't mean us too. Hubert will forever be etched on to my heart. Wherever you are in the world, no matter how long it would take to get to you, I will find you and give you all those hugs we promised each other <3

Have you heard of an amazing person named Hubert? Sit down and let me tell you all about this lovely individual.

Whatever problems I face, be it big or small, I know who to come to to settle my mind with peace - it's none other than the magnificient Hubert!

by Daena February 23, 2022