Spicy Howitzer

Fisting someone's asshole with sandpaper and Indian curry

Jim cut in front of Joe at lunch. Joe promptly have him a Spicy Howitzer

by FOTV June 1, 2015

Miss Hewitt

She is literally a fucking round tangerine that grew arms and legs but ngl she is pretty sexy I would bang the shit out of her but she’s still a tangerine

Who’s the hottest teacher in dhs

Miss Hewitt obviously

by BossmanKeiran October 23, 2019

josh hewitt

a massive dickhead that is very annoying

its to late - josh hewitt

by a dirty smoker January 14, 2020

Howittism

1. The art of being a cunt

2. Relaying a fact to everyone at least 24 hours after the event

I was in the office when that cunt Howitt told me something I had heard 3 days ago. A classic Howittism

by bad.words November 15, 2010

Richard Hewitt

The act of failing to fully seat a magazine into a rifle causing the magazine to fall out of the weapon when one goes to fire, rendering your rifle absolutely useless and causing you to look like a complete and utter douchebag.

First pioneered by kiwitedferny and cajuncatfish1209

DUDE. Charlie is fucking everywhere!
(magazine falls from rifle)
AH MAN YOU DID A RICHARD HEWITT!
(rifle fire)
AH DUDE IM HIT. HOWS YOUR STRESS LEVEL?????????
(silence)

by tactidoodle February 19, 2011

Jennifer Love Hewitt

An eskimo that traveled to the United States to become a famous actress and is now marginally successful.

Do you know Jennifer Love Hewitt? That inuit can act!

by ElGato December 28, 2005

The Hewitt School

A school in Manhattan that produces unique young women who head down vaired pathways and are different than one another; much unlike the other cookie-cutter girls schools in the city. Addicts, Bosses, fashionistas, CEOs, Aesthetes, WOMEN = The Hewitt School alumnae.

If you lined up two girls from each girl's school in Manhattan you'd be able to choose the girls from the Hewitt School because they wouldn't look like robotic twins.

by MPL, M.A. December 28, 2005