Wankidexterous

When you’re capable of masturbating with both hands, often resulting in the alternation of hands to enhance the experience

Friend 1: Right hand feels way better than left
Friend 2: nah am wankidexterous mate, doesn’t matter
Friend 1: die in a fire

by BossmanKeiran February 15, 2024

Miss Hewitt

She is literally a fucking round tangerine that grew arms and legs but ngl she is pretty sexy I would bang the shit out of her but she’s still a tangerine

Who’s the hottest teacher in dhs

Miss Hewitt obviously

by BossmanKeiran October 23, 2019