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Hotel Wipe

Keith said he's never felt cleaner than after a good hotel wipe.
by Itsnotnutella December 5, 2014
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Francis Howell High School

A public high school in Weldon Spring, Missouri that is touted as one of the oldest schools west of the Mississippi River. Apparently, the people touting this fact don't realize that age compliments the school. Asbestos rains from the ceilings like December snow and there are surely bodies hidden within the walls. Gorgeous brick architecture, accented by bird droppings, gives the students something to look forward to every morning. The buildings themselves are ancient wonders; an old hangar was converted into a gym (which is also old, see how that works?), and the rest of the campus was probably constructed in a Rome-esque fashion.

The scenery surrounding the school certainly can't be complained about. An absolutely fantastic, man made lake is housed a convenient 50 feet from the campus, brimming with sorry, dilapidated, fish and equally as many beer cans. A monumental nuclear waste pile nicely accents the color of the white foam formed around students' mouths as they sit through seven hours of world class education and the water fountains are an experience unto themselves.
Francis Howell High School Brochure: Here you can find 19th century architecture, man made lakes, fields, forests, and a massive testament to human engineering.

Reality: Not so much.
by Stuffystuff July 17, 2010
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Daniel Howell

dan: ToP or bOTtOM, pHil?
phil: daniel howell stfu we all know u bottom
by ariesstan July 30, 2018
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Hazbin Hotel

Hazbin Hotel: the most kid friendly show in existence.

As of right now, there is only a single episode (being the pilot) created by Vivziepop, an experienced animator on YouTube. The episode follows Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she- okay no who am I kidding. If you want an actual summary, take a look at Wikipedia or watch the episode yourself.

Okay, so, we follow this girl named Charlie as she makes friends with a creepy deer guy who needs to brush his teeth, a cute little cyclops girl who is most definitely gonna kill someone, a bipedal alcoholic cat, and a mobster spider pornstar that fucks guys for a living. Oh yeah and there's also Vaggie. I love her but she's a bitch.
Kid 1: Hey, have you seen Hazbin Hotel?
Kid 2: No, what is it?
Kid 1: Ok so there's this gay spider dude named Angel Dust and-
Kid 2: Isn't Angel Dust the name of a drug-
Kid 1:
by [Insert creative name] December 26, 2019
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daniel howell

daniel howell is a living meme with millions of supporters.
his many evolutions include...
no homo howell—> dani snot on fire —> heart eyes howell—> phil trash #1 (referring to amazingphil) —> meme lord —> (rEBraNd) daniel howell—> (and my personal favorite) 2017 dan, who is comfortable with who he is and doesn’t take any fucks.
you should totally sub to him on youtube, his content will make you laugh then cry...most of the time in a good way
“wait, you don’t know daniel howell? where have you been your whole life?”
by elassa November 26, 2017
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hotel mario

Hotel Mario is a game made for the ill-received CD-i game system that has been used in recent years to create "Youtube Poop," a phenomenon that uses bits and pieces from Hotel Mario and the Zelda CD-i games to comic effect.
"...And YOU gotta help us!"

"I hope she made LOTSA SPAGHETTI!"

"If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK"

"Didja bring a light?"
"No..."

"It's hard to see through the clouds! I hope we can get ridda them. Get the hint?"

"It's been one'a those days..."

--From HOTEL MARIO
by That one dude... May 30, 2008
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Hotel

¿Hotel? Trivago.
by uddef April 18, 2017
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