Hoery

When a person who is a hoe is committing an act of being a hoe by manipulating someone and you need to describe that person; like a form of witchery

Girl I have never seen that much hoery in one profile.

She must study hoery at school

by Girl I ain't playing April 3, 2017

hoseyn

Hoseyn is a completely prefect guy who is absolutely attractive.
When girls see him, they stop and strat to wink.
If you are very lucky, you may find a HOSEYN in your life.

Oh ... What a prefect guy! Definitely his name is hoseyn.

by H_o3 August 17, 2018

self-isolation high horsery

When a menacing and creepy person becomes menacing and creepy because they have perceived what they believe to be a transgression of their fascist definition of Social Distancing.

Dude! That manic guy just emptied his slop-bucket out the window on top of that couple who met on the street, self-isolation high horsery is really getting out of control.

by DavidFHJ March 16, 2020

hoser

Before the Zamboni was invented, the losing team would have to hose down the ice to keep it smooth, therefore being called a hoser

get of the ice ya hoser

by Merks March 30, 2009

purple hoser

A literal god among men!
Someone who reminds you of jesus<3!

purple hoser freed the israelites from slavery

by allwomenarequeen August 20, 2018

Poser Hoser

You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.

You're not from small town Canada you POSER HOSER!

by smilygrl December 7, 2009

hoser

the word originates from the pre-zambonie days when the losing team had to hose down the ice after the game, thus meaning loser.

Can you believe what that hoser was saying?

by Reed Mo May 28, 2008