Whore with a horn

A musician that is willing to do anything to get the gig or make the person that hired the musician happy, to get more gigs. (usually used by horn players but other musicians can as well)

I had to become a whore with a horn just so i could eat after i got my bachelors in music performance.

by iamthewalrus1126 August 19, 2011

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seeing-eye horndog

A guy you bring with you to bars to help you find someone for hooking up.

Hey Trevor, it's Friday night and I'm way horny. You wanna be my seeing-eye horndog, bud?

by flyingdog April 6, 2008

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A horn monger is one who usually craves sex or sexual activities. They will frequently grab/touch you!...They are always thinking about how they could "Bone" you. They often talk about there goodies...either it being (for men) There meat and two vegg, their wedding Tackle, their bits in pieces ect... or they might describe them (wemon) as their puppies with pink noses, their tities,or their ta-ta's ect..

Oh My Gosh!!! Karon is such a Horn Monger

by Momma Sita March 8, 2006

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kentucky horn battle

Used to describe a particularly difficult situation.
Especially but not limited to:
Total network or programming failures.
Dealing with a new puppy dog.

Daughter: "Mom, Its a real Kentucky Horn Battle in here!"

Mother: "lol wut?"

by Sagemassa February 28, 2009

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Horndork

Portmanteau of 'horndog' and 'dork'. Someone greatly interested in sex or talking about it - however, they are too cute to be sexual so they merely come across as dorky and adorable. Can be applied to someone of either gender; usually unintentional.

Person 1: Come sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up.
Person 2: Awww, you're such a horndork!

by RecallTL September 5, 2010

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