The quality of believing concepts one wishes or hopes to be true, rather than the facts. (Precursor to truthiness).
Some theorize it is caused by repeated exposure to hopium.
Some theorize it is caused by repeated exposure to hopium.
by Robert Arvanitis August 26, 2008
Get the Hopiness mug.When you are just extremely horny for no reason. Everytime you see someone hot, you feel an extreme urge to just engage in sexual activities recreationally. In this state, you will desperately crave a friend with benefits, due to the fact you are not actually looking for a relationship. Symptoms include thirst, desire to use hand gestures when describing someones physical appearance, and a strange sensation in your crotch.
a: Bruh I'm so thirsty.
b: Yeah nigga, you suffering from EHS.
a: Wtf is that?
b: Extreme horniness syndrome. You have it. Trust me. Thirsty ass bitch.
b: Yeah nigga, you suffering from EHS.
a: Wtf is that?
b: Extreme horniness syndrome. You have it. Trust me. Thirsty ass bitch.
by acavern October 23, 2014
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1: the space at the end of/actual end of the small intestine left after the appendix has been removed
2: the "knot" in the vas deferens/fallopian tubes after the procedure of having your "tubes tied".
2: the "knot" in the vas deferens/fallopian tubes after the procedure of having your "tubes tied".
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by KodeGreen August 21, 2011
Get the Horness mug.The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.
When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.
by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022
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To describe someone or something as being hokey or hoky (alternative spelling); being corny or artificial.
Another word for it as a noun is: Hokum.
To describe someone or something as being hokey or hoky (alternative spelling); being corny or artificial.
Another word for it as a noun is: Hokum.
"I opened Disney Channel the other night, all I could find on there were some teenage sitcoms with so much hokiness... it was unbearable."
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"I hate Matt, his jokes are just so hokey..."
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"I hate Matt, his jokes are just so hokey..."
by IloveDisney(probablytm)nohate November 27, 2012
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