Hooked On Phonics

A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG

How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?

by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005

Honked

The state of being completely drained, or so exasperated with somebody to the point that you're just done with them.

Joshua: *tells a joke*
Jean: I'm just too honked to deal with you right now.

by MissedAche May 30, 2019

ram hormed

Getting boned on the butt without actual penetration.

He got ram hormed by his girlfriend on the bed.

by Kria Duncan January 17, 2017

Hooked on Bronix

When a male acts as a female on Xbox Live, and tries to convince other males that she will do them favors for xbox live points. The nerds are so desperate for the vagina they will never get that they keep on sending in microsoft points for the teasing to stop. Too bad it won't ever stop because they are being tricked by a dude!

Dr Demarini gets all the nerdy xbox players Hooked on Bronix! He fakes a vagina, to get the He is such a stud!

by Asian Terror December 29, 2010

horned up

State of sexual excitement or arousal

I was so horned up last night I'd have shagged anything

by Dogbyte December 23, 2006

Hooked on phonics

A program used by children to learn how to read. It is commonly used to describe a person who cannot read or pronounce words correctly. Alternatively, it can be used to insult a person who doesn't read well.

I don't know how to pronounce this (fucks the word up horribly). You know I'm hooked on phonics.

Jane: reads from a history book out loud in class, but stumbles through the reading.
Classmate: This bitch needs to be hooked on phonics.

by goodcrunchytaco January 28, 2021

Hooked On The Horns

Hooked on the Horns
When a dipper(person who does smokless tobacco)can't stand the taste or smell of longhorn, but the price keeps bringing him back for more.

Ex.
Danny- dude, I'm hooked on the horns
Pat- Bad hit man, you okay?
Danny- Nope, I feel like death.

by Dipper October 22, 2012