Holsworthy Mafia

The Holsworthy Mafia. Keen enthusiasts looking to make shit up about a 1 horse town in the heart of Devonshire UK.

Holsworthy Mafia, they talk some shit don't they?

by holsworthy July 4, 2018

Holster your dick

To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.

On the way to a sales call:

Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."

Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."

Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"

Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."

by ergijreiljrvliwroiurvhni May 22, 2008

hooksnorkel

An adjective that is used to describe an object that starts out straight but then proceeds with a lazy curve that resembles the end of a snorkel.

Most weenus' are straight but some have a hooksnorkel to them.

by Pancake Money March 23, 2012

hollsexual

Pronounced~ (hall-sex-shoo-wool) basically it means you’re straight but you’re gay for Hollis

Damn, Makayla really fell for Hollis, she must be hollsexual

by that~mr.steal your gurl July 29, 2019

hilltop hoods

A popular Australian rap group from the Adelaide hills.

I acknowledge them for having as many fans as any artist on tv, but refusing to go big and not have videos.

by Marbarian April 14, 2005

Hilltop Hoods

Hilltop Hoods are a popular Australian hip hop group from Adelaide. Popular and most recent albums include: The Calling, Left foot Right foot, and the Hard Road (2006). Popular songs also include: Nosebleed section, The sentinal, Dumb Enough, Clown Prince and most recently The Hard Road.

"I wish the Hilltop Hoods had videos"

by Mr Thompson June 30, 2006

Chubby Cock Holster

A promiscuous, full figured woman who is builded like a brick shithouse.

Bradley said;
April may be a full figured girl, but it's in all the right places.
Ed said;
Yea, & I heard she's a "Chubby Cock Holster"...

by BIGGEDD666 April 14, 2011