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The act of being a hoon or driving recklessly, racing, doing burnouts etc.
Hey Blake, I'm feeling the need for speed and want to burn some rubber, you wanna come hooning?
hooning by Kiwi Jones July 3, 2010

Holding the boom 

Holding the boom refers to someone who likes to watch the act of intercourse however never get involved. These people are betas and often have surreal forearm strength. They are typically cucks and would almost rather watch instead of chiming in. If you don’t know what a boom rod is then you’re probably the one holding it.
Richard: hey, did you see that guy watching them from the tree outside their window?
Owen: yea, he’s probably holding the boom.
A joke that was recently made by 6 youtubers with the user Vanoss Gaming in it. It has become an inside joke that has become a meme. The actual joke was created when Vanoss Gaming read off a joke about an owl (since his gta v character has an owl mask) who is a magician. (Hoo)dini was the punchline.
Often when one of their fans asks a question others will reply with Hoodini.
Evan: Alright, what do you call a magic owl?
*Short pause*
Evan: HOOdini
Hoodini by CChart102 July 14, 2015

holding thumbs 

It is an expression for a good luck. You will hold your thumbs for wishing good luck to somebody. It is like a crossing fingers.
holding thumbs Use for it in an example:

"You have that hard exam tomorrow? I will hold thumbs for you."
holding thumbs by Edaxis September 15, 2016

holding hands with sausage 

Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.
"That skinny bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket."
"Dirty git!"

holding pattern 

Term used when in a club or bar when you want to talk to a girl, but looks like she has a bf or someone else waiting to talk to her.

You enter the holding pattern until either everyone around her goes away or you alter your destination somewhere else.
Dude 1: Hey dude, there's a pretty girl over there by the bar, but looks like she has a bf.

Dude 2: I'll enter a holding pattern until he pisses off.
holding pattern by hawkini_mm March 26, 2010