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hoobastank

The members of the band seem to enjoy coming up with different definitions for the term, from a shoe lover to a person with a smelly butt, so there may be no official definition, at least as far as they're concerned.
There is no definition.
by nowayman April 24, 2005
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hoobastank

Receiving oral from behind while standing. First girl kneels behind guy and buries her nose in his copper penny. Then she pulls his equipment down and back to her mouth and starts smoking his hog in resemblance of smoking a hooka.
So that's what the band Hoobastank's name means...receiving oral from behind while standing.
by Gulph July 21, 2004
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hoobastank

walking around with a boner or having a boner
by matt nault April 10, 2005
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hoobastank

I dont know anything about them except they're the shittiest band ever... Also, "The Reason" I boycotted MTV
If I hear "The Reason" one more time, I swear I will rupture my eardrum with a pen.
by Dr.U January 29, 2005
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hoobastank

when a girl gets done working out and is dripping with gleaming sweat...she then places a man's penis in between her arm and side in the armpit region and strokes him to ejaculation.
Rob: "Dude did that bitch give you a hoobastank?"

Chet: "Yeah...i came all over her sports bra."
by God Holyfield October 7, 2011
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hoobastank

Has some decent songs but The reason? That song got soo old so quick.
by cartman5000 August 6, 2004
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hoobastank

A famous brand of scuba tanks.
I bought a hoobastank yesterday, and I was doing fine going down...Damn, I got wet really fast.
by Yuri August 18, 2004
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