honk

the honk was created in 1997 by a young man called richard dugmore but was raised to another level by the king of honk robert martin who has stayed loyal to the honk since the early days.

acting silly and doing lots of funny things like going on a bus with nothing but a pair of grundles on that would be a classic honk.

by robert martin December 28, 2005

Honk

white-ass cracka

Yo, get da fuck up off me, you fishbelly honk.

by joo like teh gay May 13, 2003

honk

What Nicole Kidman does when she laughs.

I just honked while I was being interviewed by Ellen DeGeneres and it was so embarassing!!

by SophisticatedVanny September 3, 2005

Honk

When something is written in a way that can be read multiple ways.

Example:

The big

Black dick

Can be read as: the big black dick OR the black big dick

Bruh that sign over there is a total honk!

by Cumpopi12 August 20, 2020

honk

Euphimism for passing gas, i.e. farting.

Good God man, who honked? It's really stinking up the joint.

by Agent Jane December 28, 2003

honk

A term used to describe a mullet sporting, flannel shirt wearing, bearded lesbian that frequents message boards and posts as a man.

Honk will quickly become the most hated member of any message board and is usually banned for life.

Ever since Honk was fired from Sonic she stays on this damn message board.

by I kill you. I kill you I shit in your mouth. April 4, 2008

Honk

The word that describes the sound that you make when having sex, also called orgasm.
Honk is also used instead of saying they had sex.

Some chick is honking in the grass with my brother. She got a nice honking ass.

by The boy that picked flowers and made people sing May 14, 2003